1 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,780 - Have a brilliant day. - Yeah, thank you. 2 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,156 You too. 3 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:33,659 Morning. What can I get you? 4 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,869 -Where's curly-hair lady? -Sara? 5 00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,496 She's out sick. Or at least, 6 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:38,956 -that's what she says. -Oh. 7 00:00:38,956 --> 00:00:40,624 She's got a new boyfriend. 8 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:41,792 What can I get you? 9 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,460 Usually it's my usual 10 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,711 and she usually has it ready because I'm usually late. 11 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,630 Well, don't keep me in suspense. 12 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,174 Um, it's a PB and BRHC on a roll. 13 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,009 Okay, so... 14 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,011 -"PB" would be peanut butter, I'm assuming? -Yes. 15 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:55,180 "BR," bananas, raisins. "H," honey. "C," cheese on a roll. 16 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,516 Aren't you blessed with a fast metabolism. 17 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,685 Are you running a marathon or something? 18 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,854 You know, my sister ran a marathon once, God rest her soul. 19 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:05,023 She's not dead. She's just exhausted. 20 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,526 -We get it, Sharon. You ran. 21 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,194 But everyone has to work in the morning. 22 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:11,029 Yeah, I have to go to work, three minutes ago. 23 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,198 And, sorry, I'm in sort of a rush for the sandwich. 24 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:16,576 You can't rush a good sandwich, dude. 25 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:21,873 Alfred, really can't talk. 26 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:23,208 Good morning, Mr. Allen. 27 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,002 No, I'm late. 28 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:26,503 And I'm starving, and curly-haired girl isn't here 29 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,879 and her name is Sara, and she has a boyfriend. 30 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,715 We have a situation at Gotham General. 31 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,425 A robbery gone wrong. 32 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:33,385 This is the middle of the morning. 33 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,887 Why is our bat-friend even awake? 34 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:37,514 Call Superman. 35 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,224 That was my first thought. 36 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,268 Sadly, he's otherwise engaged. 37 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,061 -...active volcano in Central America. -[Barry] Classic. 38 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,021 What about Diana? 39 00:01:44,021 --> 00:01:45,439 My other first thought. 40 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,774 Rather annoyingly, she's not picking up. 41 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,444 How many first thoughts, exactly, did you have before you first thought of me? 42 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,112 ...never about her. 43 00:01:52,195 --> 00:01:53,405 -This is about you. -Hi, sorry. Is my sandwich... 44 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,614 I learned my lesson 45 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,199 on the boat last year. 46 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,118 Stuff my sister comes out with when she's drunk. 47 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:00,203 Personal comments about my mom's friends as well, 48 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,080 which I think is what I say about her... 49 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:14,051 - Oh, my God! 50 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,969 Flash! 51 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:17,929 -Hi. Thank you. -I love you. 52 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,931 -You seem very nice also. -Oh, my God! 53 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:21,892 -No way! -I think I'm gonna die! 54 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:23,560 Patching you into Mr. Wayne. 55 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:24,895 -No, please don't. 56 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:27,105 Oh, my God. 57 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,441 Sorry if this sounds weird, but are you actively eating that candy bar? 58 00:02:29,441 --> 00:02:31,068 Maybe you could throw it to me? 59 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,944 -In the name of justice. - Yes, yes. 60 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,946 I need you here now, Barry. 61 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,990 Hi, Bruce. Yes, I'm... 62 00:02:37,074 --> 00:02:37,991 coming. 63 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:04,643 ♪ Spirit like A rumblin' train ♪ 64 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:08,438 ♪ Spirit of The thunderin' rain ♪ 65 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:12,317 ♪ Vibrations got you On the run ♪ 66 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:16,196 ♪ Electric child on bad fun ♪ 67 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,204 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 68 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,013 No! 69 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,098 No, no! 70 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:53,191 Bruce, this is a huge mess. 71 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,359 Why aren't you here? 72 00:04:13,295 --> 00:04:16,339 Bruce, why does it sound like you're fleeing the scene? 73 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:20,010 Falcone's idiot kid decided to try to play in the big leagues. 74 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:22,846 He put a crew together and broke into the lab at Gotham General. 75 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,056 Stole a highly deadly virus. 76 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:28,351 I intercepted them, but they blasted their way out. 77 00:04:28,351 --> 00:04:30,520 You can handle the hospital, Barry. 78 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,189 Somebody has to save the rest of the world, so I was gonna do that. 79 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,523 If you don't mind. 80 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,900 Sounds about right, Bruce. 81 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:57,422 "Thanks for saving me from the sinkhole, Flash." 82 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,591 Barry, gas and water pipes ruptured. 83 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,134 In the basement. 84 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,177 Right. 85 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,638 On it. 86 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:18,401 Can you open it? 87 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,070 -I think it's locked. -It's jammed. 88 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,821 God, it's not working! 89 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,240 Oh, please! 90 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,168 Look, Alfred. I've come to accept 91 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:38,129 that I'm essentially the janitor of the Justice League. 92 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,589 Which sucks. 93 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:41,633 But I've come to accept it. 94 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,759 But... 95 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,636 I can't help but notice... 96 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,514 that it always seems to be a bat-mess... 97 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,557 that I'm cleaning up. 98 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,687 -Right this way. Eyes forward. -Yes. 99 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,064 -Stay together, now. -Yeah, I know, right? 100 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:05,365 Look out! 101 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,545 -Wow. Whoa. -What? 102 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,756 If my calculations are correct, 103 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,050 and history will prove they usually are, 104 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:09,596 the foundational damage is about to cause the collapse of the east wing. 105 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,891 - East wing's fine. - All right, I got you. 106 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,726 Which is good because my speed is lagging. 107 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:16,061 -Running on empty, Alfred. 108 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,355 -Do you hear that? 109 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,397 That's my stomach. 110 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,237 No, no. 111 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,489 It's the collapsing east wing. 112 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,758 Barry, 30th floor. 113 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,218 There's a baby... 114 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,221 Shower. 115 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:20,495 Oh! 116 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:22,372 Oh! 117 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,261 Mr. Allen, 118 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:38,763 you've made me very proud. 119 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,431 And a lot of mothers very happy. 120 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,391 -Oh! 121 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,565 Yeah. 122 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,442 Okay. 123 00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:54,779 I understand that these events can be psychologically scarring. 124 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,949 You should seek the services of a mental health professional. 125 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,994 The Justice League is not very good at that part yet. 126 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,328 Trust me. 127 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:03,204 God. 128 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,204 -Shake him off! 129 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,380 If that briefcase falls into the water, 130 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:38,091 it could wipe out half of Gotham by lunchtime. 131 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,929 - Damn it. -Please don't drop me. 132 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,224 Oh, God, no. Please, please don't. 133 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:47,266 No! 134 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,108 Sorry I'm late. 135 00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:01,948 Watch your step. 136 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,450 -Hi. -Hey. 137 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,287 Nice suit. 138 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:09,580 Looking good, Flash. 139 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,541 Oh, uh... Thank... Uh... 140 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,043 And you... 141 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,546 are welcome. 142 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:17,964 My ego's far too big to say "thank you" to someone else. 143 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,007 Hmm. 144 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,594 I developed this... 145 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,722 all-powerful persona to compensate for my childhood trauma... 146 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,390 I, too, have childhood trauma. 147 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,267 Batman seems crazy. 148 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,643 -The Lasso of Truth... -Billion dollar. She's the mother... 149 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,311 ...never gets old. 150 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,397 I'd do a lot better just giving all my money away. 151 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,940 Yes, if I really wanted to end crime, I should end poverty. 152 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,817 I know sex exists. 153 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,986 I've just never experienced it. 154 00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:42,321 Damn it. 155 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,448 Well... 156 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,074 I have to run. 157 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,492 Yeah. 158 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:47,660 Always a pleasure. 159 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,915 The sex thing was a metaphor... 160 00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,126 for gothic literature. 161 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,461 There was just no way to recover from that. 162 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,172 Just let it go. 163 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,799 Well, I'd really love to stay and clean up more mess... 164 00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,093 but this little superhero needs his breakfast. 165 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,970 Goodbye, Flash. 166 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,388 Yeah. Bye, Batman. 167 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,308 Well done, Mr. Wayne. 168 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,185 Will you be home for breakfast, sir? 169 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,231 Yes, I think so. 170 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,651 ...the road to destruction. 171 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,820 This was never about her. 172 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,280 This is about you. 173 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,325 You have to stop living in the past. 174 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,077 Now, was that fast enough for you? 175 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,665 Morning, professor... 176 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,548 Ah, look who's here. 177 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,175 Shut up, Albert. 178 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,511 Every day. I don't know how you do it, Barry. 179 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,970 What'd you, like, crawl here, bro? 180 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,847 -Is he mad? -Well, you're getting fired. 181 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,682 You're getting murdered. -Oh, no, no, no. 182 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:53,059 Let me guess. 183 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,852 Your alarm clock didn't go off. 184 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,855 -No-- -Oh, your dog ate your alarm clock. 185 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,857 Your alarm clock ate your keys. 186 00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,819 Your keys' grandmother died, and they need a personal day. 187 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,196 -It was none of those things. -What was it this time, Barry? 188 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,031 It was, um, something else 189 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,866 that was far less outlandish. 190 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,077 And I know I missed the meeting... 191 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,037 but I'd still really like to present these case files for potential review. 192 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,539 I think we rushed these cases. 193 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:16,499 -We need to reopen them. -Oh! Rushed? 194 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,377 We got a backlog six months deep, and you want us to move slower? 195 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,546 You need to focus your motion. 196 00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,090 Do the work, close the case, move on. 197 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,219 You have a lot of potential, Barry. 198 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,097 You shouldn't still be getting me coffee after all these years. 199 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,891 You're right. That's... That's true. 200 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:34,934 Go get me a coffee. 201 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,606 -Two sugars? Yeah. -Oh, yeah. 202 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,122 You're gonna love this. 203 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,707 I'm very satisfied with the ruling in the Johnson case. 204 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,751 The evidence our lab analyzed... 205 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:04,046 was more than sufficient to be conclusive. 206 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,757 -I'm still working that evidence. -Because of the diligence 207 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,926 and hard work and focus... 208 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,429 Barry was still working on that evidence. 209 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,097 Think if it were up to you 210 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,057 that we'd still be scraping Ted Bundy's molars. 211 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,436 You know what? I'm so happy you find this all so hilarious, 212 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:22,273 but we are dealing with real people's lives, people's families. 213 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,442 And I don't think you can grasp the gravity of that. 214 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,235 So, why don't you leave me alone? 215 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,404 - Barry Allen? -Iris West. 216 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,239 You... 217 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,491 know my full name also. 218 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,410 Yes, from school. 219 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,579 Aw, Barry, you didn't tell us you had a friend from school. 220 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,456 -We actually didn't know that Barry had a friend. -Wow. 221 00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,291 Yeah, what does that make it now? 222 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,292 -One? -One. 223 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,669 You guys are so... 224 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,755 Um, bye, you guys. 225 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,173 Okay. Oh, my God. That was just... 226 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,841 Um... 227 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:51,177 They're not really my friends. They're my work friends. 228 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,470 Do you work here? 229 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:53,930 Yes, I do. 230 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,806 God, it's been a long time, huh? 231 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,642 Hmm. 232 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,102 I feel like we saw each other... 233 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,979 like a few years ago, right? 234 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,481 No, because... 235 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,858 we haven't seen each other since... 236 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:06,984 college. 237 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,277 Ah. 238 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:11,656 Maybe I was just thinking about you. 239 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,866 Well, I'm really glad I ran into you. 240 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,493 -Yeah. 241 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,662 Your father's appeal is tomorrow, right? 242 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,331 Yeah. How... 243 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,999 Sorry, how do you know about that? 244 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,001 I'm covering it for the paper. 245 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:24,961 Oh. 246 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,587 How is he holding up? 247 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,006 Um... 248 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,675 Are you asking for the paper? 249 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,885 -No, I'm asking as a friend. -Oh. 250 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,763 Although I'm sure the public would want to know as well. 251 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,184 Well... 252 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,520 my only official comment is that my dad is innocent. 253 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,521 Right. 254 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,523 I mean, no one... 255 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,192 would want to believe that their father killed their mother. 256 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,320 What do you mean, "believe"? My dad shouldn't be in jail. 257 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,823 My mom should be alive. It's not about what I believe. 258 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,867 -It's about what the truth is. -Right. No, yes, that's... 259 00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,411 Oh, my God. That's what I meant. 260 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,705 Right. 261 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,581 Sorry, I have no official comment at this time. 262 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:28,733 You have a collect call 263 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,109 from the Iron Heights Penitentiary. 264 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,986 -Do you wish to accept? -Yes. 265 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,448 -Hey, Dad. - Hey, Barry. 266 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,241 -How ya doing? -I'm fine. 267 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,410 -You getting out much? -Yeah. 268 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,038 Well, no. Uh, no. 269 00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:45,124 But I, um, I ran into an old college friend... 270 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,917 Iris West, today. 271 00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,086 Didn't you have a monster crush on her? 272 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,629 Well, she have a boyfriend? 273 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:54,383 -Why don't you ask her out? -Dad, I, um... 274 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:58,429 I had a friend run the old security camera footage from the store... 275 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,973 through this new program he's developed. 276 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:03,434 And it's crystal clear now. 277 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,477 It's just... 278 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,563 you never look up, Dad. 279 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,108 You can't see your face. 280 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:14,820 So, without new evidence to support your alibi... 281 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,448 we're just gonna need to start thinking about the next appeal. 282 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,493 No, uh-uh. You need to stop worrying about your old man. 283 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,747 Do that, you might actually have time for a girlfriend. 284 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,916 But Dad, I don't want... 285 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,334 We've done this before. 286 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:29,835 This was a last-ditch effort... 287 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:32,630 and we'll go through the motions tomorrow. 288 00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,965 I'm okay, really. 289 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,511 You know, sometimes I even think it's probably easier for me to be in here 290 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,595 than out there... 291 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,973 without her. 292 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:46,102 'Cause this way, I can imagine she's alive... 293 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:47,770 out there living her life. 294 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:51,941 Barry? 295 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:54,193 Barry? 296 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,862 You there? 297 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,531 Yeah, I'm here, Dad. 298 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,159 Hey, remember that sauce she'd make on Sundays? 299 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,996 The whole house would smell like basil, tomatoes. 300 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,541 And she'd put on my sweats and start singing. 301 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,670 Yeah, what was that song? 302 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,463 I loved that song. 303 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,756 Remember that part. 304 00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:22,721 It's not fair. 305 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,390 What's not fair, Monkey? 306 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,809 This question is stupid. 307 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,979 How many calculations can you think of with an answer of 24? 308 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,564 There are a bajillion answers. 309 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,566 How am I supposed to fit them all? 310 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,569 You are right. There are a bajillion answers to this question. 311 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,029 Not every problem has a solution. 312 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,739 Sometimes you just have to let go. 313 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,994 Give your brain a rest and help me make the pasta. Come on. 314 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,998 No. 315 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,040 Henry? 316 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,169 I need you to do me a favor. 317 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,337 -I don't do favors. -Okay. 318 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,173 Barry needs you to do him a favor. 319 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,842 Oh, Barry! Yeah, anything. 320 00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,760 I need another can of tomatoes. 321 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,013 You have a can of tomatoes. 322 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,681 I need another one. 323 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,516 I thought you guys went to the store this morning. 324 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,351 But I forgot the tomatoes. 325 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,229 This looks way more fun. 326 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,273 Let's just let Barry go to the store. 327 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,900 You drive, right, Squirm? 328 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,276 -What? No. -Getting so big. 329 00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,403 You can do anything. Look at ya. 330 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,071 You're getting gray, actually. 331 00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,449 -Green can, not the blue one, okay? -Got it. 332 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,367 Blue can, not the green one, right? 333 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,578 -No! Green can, not the blue one. -What? 334 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,581 Oh, God. 335 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,710 She's gonna start singing. Run! 336 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,879 Run, Barry! 337 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,315 I love you, Monkey. 338 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,108 I love you more. 339 00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,568 I loved you first. 340 00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:17,836 Nora? 341 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:21,674 Barry! 342 00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,141 Barry! Barry! 343 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,018 Call 911 now! 344 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:45,072 Barry? 345 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,324 Barry? 346 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,285 Don't worry about tomorrow. 347 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:50,869 We always knew it was a long shot... 348 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:54,498 Dad? 349 00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,960 Your call with Iron Heights Penitentiary has been terminated. 350 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,151 Barry Allen? 351 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,240 ...evidence our lab... 352 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,908 You need to focus your motion. 353 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:53,992 Do the work... 354 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,497 She promised... 355 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:05,254 Now, was that fast enough for you? 356 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,171 So, you're saying you went back in time? 357 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,715 - Mm-hmm. -Like in Pozharnov? 358 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,175 Yeah, like in Pozharnov, except, but Pozharnov was a second. 359 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:52,676 This time I went back a whole day. 360 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,219 So, let's imagine... 361 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:56,972 that it is, in fact, possible for you to run... 362 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,515 faster than the speed of light... 363 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,768 and in so doing, travel back in time. 364 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,187 It still would be... 365 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,522 wildly irresponsible. 366 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,357 I knew you were gonna say this. 367 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,359 Yes, because, Barry, if you were to go into the past, 368 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,237 any interaction you have with your parents or yourself, 369 00:26:12,321 --> 00:26:14,031 you step on the wrong blade of grass, 370 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:16,575 you have no idea what the consequences to that could be. 371 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,660 No, I know. The butterfly effect, right? 372 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,704 -Yes. -I get it. But Bruce... 373 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,247 I could fix things. 374 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:25,876 You could also destroy everything. 375 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:28,045 I could save her. 376 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,005 I could save both of them. I... 377 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:33,675 I could save your parents. 378 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,596 Barry, these scars we have... 379 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,890 make us who we are. 380 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:43,602 We're not meant to go back and fix them. 381 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,647 And there's nothing broken with you that needs to be fixed. 382 00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:51,360 Take it from an old guy who's made a lot of mistakes. 383 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:53,487 Don't live your past. 384 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,907 Live your life. 385 00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:59,076 Don't let your tragedy define you. 386 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:00,702 What if it's supposed to define me? 387 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:04,373 Your tragedy made you a hero. 388 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,125 And also made me alone. 389 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,922 We could hang out. 390 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,423 I mean, do you wanna get a bite? 391 00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:15,342 Like, I'm still hungry. 392 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,053 Not this time. 393 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,056 Maybe some other time. 394 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:24,643 Yeah. 395 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,697 Nice ride. 396 00:27:37,698 --> 00:27:39,741 You have fancy friends. 397 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,243 Yeah, it was an Uber. 398 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,954 Exec. 399 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:45,956 Look, Iris, I really can't talk about the case at all. 400 00:27:45,956 --> 00:27:48,208 I'm not here as a reporter. 401 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,169 Can we talk? 402 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,051 -Come on in. 403 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,602 I'm not gonna lie. It's a lot tidier in here than I expected. 404 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:08,812 -Yeah? Yeah, well, um... -Yeah. 405 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,148 I'm a pretty tidy person. 406 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:17,779 -Can I offer you a drink? -Sure. 407 00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:18,780 I'll take a beer. 408 00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:21,700 Hmm. 409 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,505 Beers, beers, beers. 410 00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:37,174 I keep 'em in my fridge. 411 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,091 Thanks. 412 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,635 Sure. 413 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:43,680 Look, I feel really bad 414 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,932 about earlier. 415 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:53,023 I should've been more sensitive. 416 00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:57,152 And, um, I probably could've been less sensitive. 417 00:28:57,152 --> 00:28:59,696 I mean, I can't imagine what you've been through. 418 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:02,324 It's like you lost both parents in one day. 419 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,701 I did. 420 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,536 I lost my mom to a tragedy, 421 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:09,665 and I lost my dad to the failures of the justice system. 422 00:29:09,665 --> 00:29:12,376 Is that why you got into criminal forensics? 423 00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:13,669 To try and fix the system? 424 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,548 Yeah. 425 00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:19,675 Yeah, to fix it. 426 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,428 There's gotta be a way to fix it, right? 427 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,223 I mean, that's kinda why I got into journalism, too. 428 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:28,558 I could make it right if I could just go back somehow 429 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,603 and warn them without them knowing that I'd warned them. 430 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,939 I... thinking like that's gonna... 431 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:35,691 ...drive you crazy. 432 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:37,401 "If I could just go back in time... 433 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,403 and stop the guy who did it." It's... 434 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,113 No, I can't do that, 'cause that's way too much interaction. 435 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,575 My dad wasn't even at home. 436 00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,869 My mom sent him to go get a can of tomatoes. 437 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:50,205 I think whoever broke into the house thought it was empty. 438 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,374 And then my mom was in there with the knife in her hand 439 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,418 and things went bad, just this absurd 440 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,586 chain of events. 441 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:59,464 And it's like, this footage should've finally supported my dad's alibi. 442 00:29:59,548 --> 00:30:00,924 But instead... 443 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:03,552 three lives ruined for a can of tomatoes. 444 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,518 Oh, my God. 445 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:12,978 What? 446 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,314 Well, that could be it. 447 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,066 If my mom doesn't forget the tomatoes in the first place, 448 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,318 then he never leaves and she never dies. 449 00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:23,113 No one would even have to see me. 450 00:30:23,113 --> 00:30:24,656 Bruce said no interaction. This is no interaction. 451 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,283 This is just quick in, quick out, 452 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,743 back to the present, like I was never even there. 453 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:29,578 That's how I fix it. Oh, my God, Iris. 454 00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:31,121 -Hmm? -Thank you, so much. 455 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,497 -This has been great. -Oh. 456 00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,416 Um... I'm sorry. 457 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,169 I... I have to leave. 458 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,420 Okay. Right. 459 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,756 -Uh... 460 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,467 I had a really great time, by the way. We should do this again. 461 00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:01,109 Kal-El, son of Krypton. 462 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,819 This is a bad idea. 463 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,535 So, you're fast. 464 00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:16,625 Your dad's a murderer. Your dad's a murderer. 465 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:22,714 Call 911 now! 466 00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:24,883 ...now! 467 00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:27,511 ...now! 468 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,804 ...now! 469 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:21,940 Hi, Mom. 470 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:36,371 Don't forget the tomatoes. 471 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:39,958 See you soon. 472 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,341 Please work. 473 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,644 ♪ Happy Birthday, dear... ♪ 474 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,397 Happy Birthday, Barry. 475 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:11,281 - Go, Barry, hurry up. - Go! 476 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:14,576 Congratulations to the class of 2013! 477 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,082 I love you so much. 478 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,897 Monkey! 479 00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,984 What are you wearing? 480 00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:32,028 Is that Barry? And he's early? 481 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,863 What universe is this? 482 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:35,824 You've cut your hair. 483 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:38,535 Now you can see your eyes. 484 00:34:38,535 --> 00:34:40,370 -You look terrible. -Henry! 485 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,830 -You look old. -You look beautiful, baby. 486 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:43,665 What are they doing to you over there? 487 00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:46,001 Leave him alone. He's perfect. 488 00:34:47,377 --> 00:34:48,795 Come here. 489 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:52,549 I love you so much. 490 00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:54,592 I love you, too. 491 00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:55,677 I love you more. 492 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:58,013 I loved you first. 493 00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,723 Go take a shower and change. 494 00:34:59,723 --> 00:35:02,183 You smell like a boot. Go, go, go. 495 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,563 "Old," seriously? 496 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,273 Well, no, I mean like mature. 497 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,275 He's at that age, he wants to look old. 498 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:12,694 He, you know, gets into bars that way. 499 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,195 How can I help? 500 00:35:19,659 --> 00:35:22,620 Mm. Hey, Mom, how was your day? 501 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,706 How was your month, or your last 18 years? 502 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:26,124 Or that's a weird question... 503 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,709 'cause I was here. 504 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:30,420 But obviously, we share those memories together. 505 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:32,255 Or I don't know, maybe we could make some new memories. 506 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:34,132 Like we could go to the aquarium, or the circus, 507 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,092 or to the park and you could push me on a swing. 508 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,969 That's also weird because I'm an adult now, 509 00:35:38,053 --> 00:35:40,221 so I'd probably motivate my own motion on a swing. 510 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:41,848 So, how was it this week? How's school? 511 00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:46,936 At school was... is good. 512 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:48,563 -Mm. -School's been great. 513 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:51,316 I've just been working really hard there on my... 514 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,734 studies. 515 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:54,402 Did you ask out that girl from econ? 516 00:35:54,402 --> 00:35:56,905 I know freshman year is about 517 00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:59,324 going out, meeting people, okay? 518 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:00,408 Exploring things. 519 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,827 Experimenting. 520 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:07,082 But you have to be very careful. 521 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,083 Oh, shit. 522 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:11,252 I... have to shit. 523 00:36:12,921 --> 00:36:13,922 Outside. 524 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:21,971 Help! 525 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:23,598 Shh! Why are you here? 526 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,432 What year is it? 527 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:27,727 -No, no, no. -Help! 528 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:35,110 That's my face. 529 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,445 You stole my face. 530 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:39,030 Think I'm having a mushroom flashback? 531 00:36:39,114 --> 00:36:40,949 -Is that a thing? -How old are you? 532 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,410 Eighteen. 533 00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:53,795 Whoa. 534 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,339 This is mad trippy. 535 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,882 So, we're, like, in the future. 536 00:36:57,966 --> 00:37:00,301 No, wait. This is not trippy, dude. 537 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,512 This is catastrophic. 538 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,639 And no, we're not in the future. I was supposed to be back in the present, 539 00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:06,015 but I'm still in the past. 540 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:08,143 And there's not supposed to be two of me. 541 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:10,353 You and I are not supposed to be occupying the same reality at all, 542 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:12,313 let alone interacting. 543 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,315 I just can't believe I'm a superhero who time travels-- 544 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:17,235 No, no, no. You are not anything. 545 00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:19,821 Which is good. You don't want to be a superhero. It's scary. 546 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:23,283 And I get bug splatter in my teeth all the time. 547 00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,368 Awesome. 548 00:37:25,452 --> 00:37:27,203 Hey, do the thing again. 549 00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:28,246 No, we don't have time. 550 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,417 -Mom! -Shh! 551 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,793 What are you doing? You're gonna tattle now? 552 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,463 -Do the thing. -Fine. 553 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,761 -Yeah. Yeah. -Happy? 554 00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:44,804 Now undo it. 555 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:02,280 I can't, I can't. 556 00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:04,449 Ow. 557 00:38:04,532 --> 00:38:07,035 Barry, are you okay up there? 558 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:08,578 We're fine! I'm fine! 559 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,246 Okay, Monkey. 560 00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:12,916 So, do you have like a plane that goes underwater? 561 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:15,585 Or like a boat that can fly? 562 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:16,794 How old are you, like 40? 563 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,922 Okay, you don't stop talking. 564 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:22,050 It's not charming. It's abrasive and exhausting. 565 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:24,969 And, oh, my God. I am starting to realize what people mean. 566 00:38:25,053 --> 00:38:26,387 Just... 567 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:28,431 do me a favor 568 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:31,184 and promise me that meeting me isn't gonna screw up space-time. 569 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:32,894 Broski... 570 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,938 I got you. 571 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,272 Shit, I'm in so much trouble. 572 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:37,398 What do you mean? 573 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:39,692 What do I do? 574 00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,445 I could drug you. 575 00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:43,780 Yeah, I could drug you, 576 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,281 and then you'd pass out, you'd wake up 577 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,116 and you'd forget that anything ever happened. 578 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:48,451 And it wouldn't be wrong, right? Because you're me. 579 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,453 No! I mean, we shouldn't. 580 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,455 -Please don't... drug me. -No. 581 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,249 No. Because here's the thing, and I thought about it before. 582 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:55,792 I don't want to be drugged. 583 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:58,920 But I'm sure we can think of another way. 584 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,421 Let's put on our Barry thinking caps 585 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,423 and think of a different solution 586 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:03,841 for memory loss. 587 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:05,802 Also, I'm a green belt... 588 00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:07,303 in the capoeira, 589 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,430 and I have extensively studied wrestler, 590 00:39:09,430 --> 00:39:12,141 and I could just go frickin' lunatic on you. 591 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:13,351 Besides, I have a date tonight... 592 00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:18,439 Okay. 593 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,483 How hard do you have to hit someone to make them forget stuff? 594 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:23,194 If I hit you in the past, will it hurt me in the future? 595 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,029 Wait. You say you have a date tonight? 596 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,781 Yeah. Wait, what were you doing? 597 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,700 Uh, nothing. Who's your date with? 598 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:31,786 This super babe in my econ class. 599 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,997 -Iris West? -Oh, my God! 600 00:39:33,997 --> 00:39:35,331 Do we marry her? 601 00:39:35,415 --> 00:39:37,041 You're going on a date with her tonight? 602 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,668 That's why I need Mom to do my laundry. 603 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,628 You don't even do your own laundry? 604 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:41,462 Do you? 605 00:39:42,255 --> 00:39:44,048 Okay. 606 00:39:44,132 --> 00:39:45,842 -I'm actually gonna go. -What do you mean? 607 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,677 Enjoy your life. Do you. 608 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,846 Change literally nothing. 609 00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:52,181 -Um, I'll see you again never. -I have a few more questions, though. 610 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:54,183 We have so much to learn from each other. 611 00:39:55,518 --> 00:39:56,561 Oh, great. 612 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:58,021 Well, you're leaving me. 613 00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,981 And now the storm's gonna ruin my date. 614 00:40:00,982 --> 00:40:02,150 What day is it today? 615 00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:05,903 Uh... Uh... 616 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:07,989 Sunday? 617 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:08,948 No, the date. 618 00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:12,493 It's September 29th. 619 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:14,495 Shit. 620 00:40:15,496 --> 00:40:18,207 This storm, this is the day. 621 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:20,710 -What day? -The day I got my powers. 622 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,837 The day you get your powers. 623 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,673 -Powers? -Listen... 624 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,425 I can't tell you why I traveled back in time, 625 00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:30,053 and I can't tell you what I changed. 626 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,722 But, essentially, in my version of reality, 627 00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:34,849 I ended up interning at the Central City Crime Lab 628 00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:37,560 in my freshman year, and that's where it happened. 629 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,437 Well, happens. 630 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,065 Tonight, September 29, the accident that gives me my powers. 631 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:43,691 And if you're not there... 632 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:45,693 in 30 minutes... 633 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:48,905 then you won't get the powers. 634 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:51,741 Which means I don't get the powers, maybe? 635 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:54,744 And then, that would mean that I lose my way 636 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,746 of getting back in time in the first place, 637 00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:58,831 and then I literally have no idea what happens. 638 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,875 Powers? 639 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:06,381 Wait, but what about our date tonight? 640 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:09,258 She might be our future wife. 641 00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:12,095 There might not be a future... 642 00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:13,930 if you don't come with me... 643 00:41:14,013 --> 00:41:15,098 right now. 644 00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,439 Eight minutes. 645 00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:25,441 How are we gonna to get inside? What are you doing? 646 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:26,734 Would you stop whining? 647 00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,237 This is gonna feel kinda weird. 648 00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,345 We walk through the door. 649 00:41:55,888 --> 00:41:57,640 Yes, it's okay. It's called phasing. 650 00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:58,725 Come on. 651 00:42:01,602 --> 00:42:02,854 I love phasing. 652 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:06,733 Uh-huh. 653 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:10,153 Everybody moves. 654 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:36,012 Well... this is it. 655 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:38,055 This is where I was sitting. 656 00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,349 And actually, let me take this for you. 657 00:42:40,433 --> 00:42:41,726 Thank you. 658 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:43,895 Okay, I had just opened those windows... 659 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,732 to clear out the fumes. 660 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,026 Right around now. 661 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,986 And I was sitting in that chair, 662 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:53,821 and I was right under this shelf of chemicals. 663 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:55,865 And that's when the lightning hits. 664 00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:57,158 Wait. 665 00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:58,701 -I get hit by lightning? -No, no, no. 666 00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:00,203 You don't get hit by lightning. 667 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:01,579 Okay, 'cause for a second I thought you said... 668 00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:02,997 The lightning hits the chemicals... 669 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,665 which then you get bathed in, 670 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,584 -and that's what electrocutes you. -Okay, 671 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:08,377 -but I don't want to be electrocuted, though. -Sit down. 672 00:43:08,461 --> 00:43:10,588 -No, you sit down. -I already have the powers! 673 00:43:10,671 --> 00:43:11,714 You already have the powers! 674 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,049 Exactly! 675 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:14,675 I am not getting struck by lightning! 676 00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:55,550 It worked. 677 00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,768 It looks like you lost a tooth. 678 00:44:09,063 --> 00:44:11,065 Oh. 679 00:44:12,191 --> 00:44:13,901 -No? -You lost a tooth. 680 00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:27,415 All right. We gotta go. 681 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:32,837 What have we got? 682 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,589 The alarms in the sterile lab. 683 00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:35,590 Go check it. 684 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:41,596 Securing the entrance. 685 00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,809 We've gotta phase. 686 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,227 Phase, phasing. 687 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,919 Oh... 688 00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,982 Shit! 689 00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:40,780 I'm slow. 690 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,075 Oh. Oh. 691 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:50,665 Why is your place so much nicer 692 00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:52,708 -than I expected it to be? - You like it? 693 00:45:52,792 --> 00:45:54,752 Mom had to help decorate. 694 00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,003 You know Mom. 695 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:58,506 Right, yeah. Classic Mom. 696 00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,465 Classic Mom. 697 00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:03,344 Hmm. 698 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,599 -What a day. -Barry, 699 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,059 the accident gave you powers, 700 00:46:10,059 --> 00:46:11,727 but took mine away. 701 00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:13,854 So, I don't know how I get back. 702 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,231 Without access to the Speed Force, 703 00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:17,900 I don't know how I ever leave. 704 00:46:17,984 --> 00:46:20,069 Do you understand what I'm saying? 705 00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:22,196 -I might be stuck. -Wait. 706 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:24,782 I have powers now? 707 00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:27,034 Yeah, but... 708 00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,452 -you... No, no, no. 709 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:44,135 Holy speedballs. 710 00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,429 Okay, I know this is incredibly exciting, 711 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:47,722 because I went through it. 712 00:46:47,722 --> 00:46:49,056 Speedy Gonzales! 713 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:51,225 Yes, I've done it many times myself. 714 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:53,144 -You can't just start... 715 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:55,730 Shit. 716 00:46:57,231 --> 00:46:59,483 ♪ We are young, we run green ♪ 717 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:02,653 ♪ Keep our teeth Nice and clean ♪ 718 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:05,614 ♪ See our friends See the sights ♪ 719 00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:09,118 ♪ And feel all right ♪ 720 00:47:09,118 --> 00:47:12,455 ♪ Got some cash Bought some wheels ♪ 721 00:47:12,455 --> 00:47:15,750 ♪ Took it out 'Cross the fields ♪ 722 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:18,919 ♪ Lost control, hit a wall ♪ 723 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:20,921 ♪ But we're all right ♪ 724 00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,100 Oh, my... 725 00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:45,821 Ahh! 726 00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:09,220 -Okay, I'm leaving! 727 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,065 Put your hands up. 728 00:48:36,997 --> 00:48:38,249 What did you do? 729 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,167 Nothing. Why? 730 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:48,175 Barry... 731 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,052 I could've told you about the clothes. It's friction. 732 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:52,221 You run too fast, and regular fabrics are gonna burn up. 733 00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:55,057 It's the same reason why you can't move people very far at hyperspeed. 734 00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:56,767 That broccoli looks rotten. 735 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:58,352 Look, some things you can move. 736 00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:00,020 Like, you can move, 737 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:02,523 for instance, a microwave. 738 00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:04,775 But you can't move something like, say... 739 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:06,235 -a baby. -Barry, 740 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:07,903 it's like I've never eaten anything before. 741 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:11,615 Everything has this vivid flavor. Try a little. 742 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,534 Just take a little bite. 743 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,244 That's bad, isn't it? 744 00:49:15,327 --> 00:49:16,704 Yeah, this is not good. No, I was kidding. 745 00:49:16,704 --> 00:49:18,455 -I'm amazing. We're amazing. 746 00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,457 I'm so hungry. 747 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:23,252 Hey, wait. 748 00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:25,379 I wanna try that phasing thing. How do I do that? 749 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,423 You don't. Not yet. 750 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:29,383 Okay? It's very complicated. 751 00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,927 Takes a long time to train your body to be able to speed up 752 00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:33,888 whilst your molecules slow down enough to pass through 753 00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:35,890 the molecular structure of solid objects... 754 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:40,269 Get out of here! 755 00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,403 You've gotta start letting me finish my sentences. 756 00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:52,448 Are we always this sleepy? 757 00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:54,909 And hungry and naked? 758 00:49:54,909 --> 00:49:56,785 Well, the first two, yes. 759 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:59,288 The third one, no. I've figured that part out. 760 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:00,998 And honestly, if we're gonna do this 761 00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,999 there's a lot I'm gonna have to explain to you. 762 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,461 So, a good place to start, I guess, 763 00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:08,297 is that, yeah, the original suit 764 00:50:08,297 --> 00:50:10,257 -was actually made out of this polysynth... - 765 00:50:11,425 --> 00:50:12,801 Or we'll 766 00:50:12,801 --> 00:50:14,678 pick this up tomorrow. 767 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:16,347 So, the suit is inside the ring? 768 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,432 -Yeah. -What? 769 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,935 And I can have this? 770 00:50:20,935 --> 00:50:22,978 No, you can't have it. You can borrow it 771 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:24,772 so you don't kill yourself using your powers. 772 00:50:26,148 --> 00:50:28,275 You're gonna push this button 773 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:29,818 and the silk molecules are gonna uncoil, absorbing atmospheric gases 774 00:50:29,902 --> 00:50:31,654 and expanding the suit to full size. 775 00:50:31,654 --> 00:50:32,780 Ready? 776 00:50:50,798 --> 00:50:52,383 It was so tiny... 777 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,510 You're supposed to put it on before it hits the floor. 778 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,553 What, like change... 779 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,222 right here in front of you? 780 00:50:58,305 --> 00:51:00,057 There's no one even here anyway, Barry. Come on-- 781 00:51:00,140 --> 00:51:02,977 - Whoo, man. -Tight. 782 00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:05,521 It hurts. 783 00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:07,064 You know where it hurts? 784 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,400 -In my dick. -Okay. I know, I know, 785 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:11,151 but I don't need to know. 786 00:51:11,151 --> 00:51:13,237 -Sorry, can we move on? -Mm-hmm. 787 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,905 Here's what I'm thinking. 788 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:16,907 If I can train you to move like I do, 789 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:18,367 then we can re-create the Chronobowl. 790 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:19,368 Chronobowl? 791 00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:20,369 In the Speed Force. 792 00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,538 Speed Force? 793 00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:23,664 And then maybe we can find some way to get me back to the future. 794 00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:25,833 Back to the Future. Yes! 795 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:27,334 Eric Stoltz 796 00:51:27,334 --> 00:51:29,878 is chur boy in that movie. 797 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:31,755 What an embodied performance. 798 00:51:31,839 --> 00:51:33,674 You mean Michael J. Fox? 799 00:51:33,674 --> 00:51:35,759 Back to the Future? 800 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:36,593 -Yeah, in the movie Back to the Future? -[woman] Oh, my God! 801 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:42,266 -What's going on? -I don't know. 802 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:51,025 You need to take the suit off now. 803 00:51:51,025 --> 00:51:52,443 -Thank God. 804 00:51:58,157 --> 00:52:00,075 ...reported seeing a mysterious object 805 00:52:00,075 --> 00:52:02,619 hovering above the Australian seaboard. 806 00:52:02,703 --> 00:52:04,872 -We've obtained footage from the sighting... -Zod. 807 00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:06,957 -...and as you can see, the object... -[past Barry] "Zod"? 808 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:10,127 -...appears to be a flying ship of some sort. -What's a zod? 809 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:12,421 According to US government officials, 810 00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:14,131 satellite data 811 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,091 has confirmed the presence of a spacecraft. 812 00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:17,968 -We'll be sure-- 813 00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,140 My name is General Zod. 814 00:52:25,017 --> 00:52:26,602 I come from a world 815 00:52:26,685 --> 00:52:28,479 far from yours. 816 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:31,106 For some time, your world 817 00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:34,777 -has sheltered one of my citizens. -No, no, no. 818 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,279 -This can't be happening. -I request that you return this individual... 819 00:52:37,279 --> 00:52:39,073 - Not now. -...to my custody. 820 00:52:39,073 --> 00:52:41,325 What's happening? 821 00:52:41,408 --> 00:52:42,826 For reasons unknown... 822 00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:44,495 Zod's looking for Superman. 823 00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:45,913 What's a superman? 824 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,125 Superman is an alien who lives on Earth. 825 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:52,127 I'm assuming still incognito. 826 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:55,255 But, yeah, he's an alien, and he's very powerful, 827 00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:56,965 and he's just the best. 828 00:52:57,049 --> 00:53:00,302 And then Zod is an alien from the same planet, 829 00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:01,970 also very powerful, 830 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:03,263 but he's just the worst. 831 00:53:03,263 --> 00:53:06,141 And Zod came here to find Clark. 832 00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:09,019 -Wait, who's Clark? -Clark is Superman. 833 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,146 -Oh. Okay. -But then 834 00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:14,608 Zod also tried to terraform the planet with this World Engine thing, 835 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:16,193 and Superman stopped him eventually, 836 00:53:16,276 --> 00:53:19,279 but not before Zod killed thousands of people. 837 00:53:19,279 --> 00:53:20,614 -Yeesh. -And at the time, 838 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,783 there was nothing I could do, I've... 839 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,455 Wait, you... 840 00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,540 You were there? 841 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:33,293 Yeah, I had just gotten my powers. 842 00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:38,257 And I was still putting some finishing touches on my suit. 843 00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:44,054 This thing, Zod's World Engine, 844 00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,640 it started destroying Metropolis, so I just went there 845 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,268 and I started trying to save people. 846 00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:51,103 Daddy? 847 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:53,647 Listen to me! 848 00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,315 Run away! 849 00:53:55,315 --> 00:53:56,150 Run away! 850 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,741 There was this kid, and I... 851 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,910 I got him, but then... 852 00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:08,328 I couldn't get his dad. 853 00:54:09,163 --> 00:54:11,081 Daddy! 854 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:29,349 It was all I could do, 855 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:30,517 save that one kid. 856 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:34,438 Only Superman could stop Zod. 857 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,525 But not in time to save those people. 858 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:40,194 And now it's about to happen again. 859 00:54:40,736 --> 00:54:42,196 But... 860 00:54:42,196 --> 00:54:44,448 if I can find the entire Justice League, 861 00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,575 Superman and the rest of the band... 862 00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:48,118 Right. 863 00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,786 ...then maybe I can prevent the whole thing 864 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:51,538 from ever even happening at all. 865 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:57,252 -Um, give me your laptop. -Okay. 866 00:54:57,252 --> 00:54:58,545 What is that smell? 867 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:00,130 Ugh. Could be anything. 868 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:02,049 Honestly. 869 00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:04,760 Who's that? 870 00:55:04,843 --> 00:55:07,262 Oh. That's Gary. That's the smell. It's... 871 00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:08,972 -Don't worry. He's breezy. 872 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,643 We can do this. 873 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:14,978 Uh, let's see, Victor Stone, Gotham City University. 874 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:19,775 Oh, this is my roommate, Patty. 875 00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:20,734 Patty... 876 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:22,069 is your roommate? 877 00:55:22,069 --> 00:55:24,738 And that's her boyfriend, Albert. 878 00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:26,114 What's up? 879 00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:27,908 Good morning. 880 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:31,745 Oh, sorry. And, uh, guys... 881 00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,206 This is my cousin. 882 00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:35,749 Barry. 883 00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:38,919 Whoa. 884 00:55:41,630 --> 00:55:42,422 I'm starving. 885 00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:47,844 Okay. 886 00:55:47,928 --> 00:55:49,471 Victor Stone, Gotham City University. 887 00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:51,306 Yes. Here he is. 888 00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:53,475 Victor Stone, star quarterback for the Knight... 889 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:54,810 Shit, okay. 890 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,311 He's not Cyborg yet. 891 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,814 Wonder Woman. 892 00:55:58,814 --> 00:56:00,148 Wonder Woman! 893 00:56:00,148 --> 00:56:02,693 Las Vegas residency. 894 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:05,279 Illusions, juggling, and zebras. 895 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,698 No. That is not Diana. 896 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:09,658 -Aquaman. -Aquaman? 897 00:56:09,658 --> 00:56:11,326 Is that like a super mermaid? 898 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,661 No, Albert, 899 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,204 he's not a super mermaid. 900 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:16,498 Okay? He's half Atlantean, half human 901 00:56:16,582 --> 00:56:19,459 with superhuman strength who can control marine life with his mind. 902 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:20,669 So, like a super mermaid? 903 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,962 No, Albert! 904 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,797 That is what you described. 905 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:25,674 We'll just try Arthur Curry... 906 00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:26,967 Maine... 907 00:56:28,594 --> 00:56:29,845 lighthouse. 908 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:33,515 Here we are. Thomas Curry. That's his dad. 909 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:34,391 Uh, phone. 910 00:56:35,851 --> 00:56:37,519 -Hello. 911 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,521 - Hello, Thomas Curry? -Yes. 912 00:56:39,605 --> 00:56:41,148 Could I speak to Arthur? 913 00:56:41,148 --> 00:56:42,524 Is Arthur around? 914 00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:44,568 You wanna speak to my dog? 915 00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:47,863 What? No, no. Um, sorry. Uh... 916 00:56:47,863 --> 00:56:49,906 -Is this Thomas Curry? -Yes. 917 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,701 -And you work at a lighthouse? -Yes. 918 00:56:52,784 --> 00:56:54,911 Okay, and your wife is the queen of Atlantis? 919 00:56:54,995 --> 00:56:56,788 Will you accept this rose? -[woman on TV] Yes. 920 00:56:58,290 --> 00:56:59,833 Uh, no. 921 00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,585 Uh, right, but maybe, maybe... 922 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:04,171 um, a fishlike woman 923 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:06,548 washed into your life 924 00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:08,675 -at some point or another? -Very funny, asshole. 925 00:57:11,678 --> 00:57:13,889 Arthur Curry was never born. 926 00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:15,724 -What? -This is a disaster. 927 00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:17,392 I-I-I completely destroyed history. 928 00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:18,935 Like Eric Stoltz. 929 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:20,562 Okay, why do you keep saying, "Eric Stoltz"? 930 00:57:20,562 --> 00:57:22,022 Eric Stoltz is Marty McFly. 931 00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:23,398 -What? -Time travel? 932 00:57:23,482 --> 00:57:25,734 Oh. We talking "BTTF"? 933 00:57:25,817 --> 00:57:26,902 Come on, who is this guy? 934 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:28,403 Okay, yeah, no, I know. 935 00:57:28,487 --> 00:57:30,238 I've seen all of them 936 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:32,783 and Eric Stoltz is not Marty McFly. 937 00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:33,659 Really? 938 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:37,412 Then explain Marty McThigh here. 939 00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:38,914 I can't explain that to you, Gary. 940 00:57:38,914 --> 00:57:40,707 That's not your thigh. 941 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:43,001 It's the wrong actor, and it's upside down. 942 00:57:44,544 --> 00:57:46,088 Is it? 943 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:50,092 The point is that 944 00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:51,760 in Back to the Future 945 00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:55,263 Marty McFly is very famously played by Michael J. Fox. 946 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:56,598 The guy from Footloose? 947 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:58,266 No, that's Kevin Bacon! 948 00:57:58,350 --> 00:58:00,102 -Bacon. - Kevin Bacon's Maverick 949 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,770 with the volleyball, the gay guys, and the planes? 950 00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:03,772 -Top Gun. -♪ Great balls of fire! ♪ 951 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,774 -Top Gun, right? - No, no, no. 952 00:58:05,774 --> 00:58:07,818 I completely broke the universe. 953 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:12,072 Marty McFly is Eric Stoltz. 954 00:58:12,072 --> 00:58:14,116 -Yes. -Thank you. 955 00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:17,619 I created a world with no metahumans. 956 00:58:17,703 --> 00:58:19,955 And now there's no one to defend us from Zod. Albert! 957 00:58:22,249 --> 00:58:24,084 There's no Cyborg. 958 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,961 There's no Aquaman. There's no Wonder Woman. 959 00:58:26,044 --> 00:58:27,838 There's no Superman. 960 00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:29,131 There's no Batman. 961 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:30,257 I'm Batman. 962 00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:35,303 What, you... What did you just say? 963 00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:37,431 I'm [burping] Batman. 964 00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:41,101 Batman exists? 965 00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:42,310 -Hundo p. - Yeah, dude. 966 00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:44,104 Nobody knows who he really is, 967 00:58:44,104 --> 00:58:46,648 -but he exists. - Right. 968 00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:48,316 Well, uh, we... 969 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,026 my cousin Barry and I, 970 00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:52,779 have to go to that cousin's dinner. 971 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,489 Now. 972 00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:56,450 But it was a pleasure to meet 973 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,326 -you all. 974 00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:00,829 -And Gary. - Barry. 975 00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:02,164 -Barry. -Gary. 976 00:59:02,164 --> 00:59:03,123 Barry! 977 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:25,145 What, are you frickin' kidding me with this place? 978 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:30,984 What is this, hell? 979 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,328 It's open. 980 00:59:53,465 --> 00:59:56,301 -Look at all this cool shit! -Okay, Barry, don't touch anything in here. 981 01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:02,307 Hello? 982 01:00:03,517 --> 01:00:05,060 Bruce? 983 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:06,394 ♪ Waiting for The break of day ♪ 984 01:00:06,394 --> 01:00:07,813 Bruce, are you there? 985 01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:11,233 Oh, boy. 986 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,944 ♪ Searching for Something to say ♪ 987 01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:16,404 Hey, I didn't know you painted. 988 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:17,614 They're good. 989 01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:20,951 Bruce Wayne? 990 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:34,881 Bruce? 991 01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,101 Hey, check this out. There's, like, 992 01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:47,936 bells connected to every room in this house. 993 01:00:48,019 --> 01:00:49,646 Hey, maybe we can find this Bruce guy... 994 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:51,940 if we just ring all these bells, right? 995 01:00:52,023 --> 01:00:54,901 You don't understand how servant bells work? Those are all the bells. 996 01:00:54,901 --> 01:00:57,320 -You ring them from all the other places. -What? 997 01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,447 You don't have, like, Downton Abbey in your universe? 998 01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:01,116 Downtown Abbey's? 999 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,159 The chain of, like, family-style restaurants? 1000 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:05,579 They're like, it's like cheaper Bananabee's. 1001 01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:08,290 Oh, you know what I'd really go for right now? 1002 01:01:08,290 --> 01:01:10,792 Abbey's sizzlin' zucchini squares. 1003 01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:17,757 Okay. 1004 01:01:40,113 --> 01:01:42,449 You know what, man? I've had it with you. 1005 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:47,329 ♪ Twenty five or six to four ♪ 1006 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,794 ♪ Twenty five or six to four ♪ 1007 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:19,861 Who the hell are you? 1008 01:02:19,945 --> 01:02:21,488 I'm the guy who lives here. 1009 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:25,158 We're looking for Bruce Wayne. 1010 01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,704 You hungry? 1011 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,373 ...following the broadcast earlier from General Zod. 1012 01:02:31,456 --> 01:02:32,832 The individual they're searching for 1013 01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:35,210 -is still at large. -So... 1014 01:02:35,210 --> 01:02:37,045 The president has yet to respond to the broadcast from earlier, 1015 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:39,005 and other foreign leaders are said to be... 1016 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:40,882 ...you're the same person as him... 1017 01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:43,593 -but from an alternate timeline. -Yes. 1018 01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:44,636 In which... 1019 01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:47,681 you and I are friends? 1020 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:50,767 Yeah, you're like probably my best friend. 1021 01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:52,894 -Okay. - Well, but you're a bit... 1022 01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:54,896 you're, uh... 1023 01:02:54,896 --> 01:02:57,357 -chronologically different. -Older. 1024 01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:59,567 That's what I can't understand. 1025 01:02:59,567 --> 01:03:02,570 I traveled back in time from here to here. 1026 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:05,448 Yet somehow, everything's all changed 1027 01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:07,409 back here. 1028 01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,035 -Or like when you were born, so... -[older Bruce] Well... 1029 01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:11,454 time isn't linear. 1030 01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:12,747 Right? 1031 01:03:12,831 --> 01:03:13,707 Right. 1032 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:17,752 At some point 1033 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:21,089 you probably saw a movie that told you 1034 01:03:21,089 --> 01:03:23,258 that if you went back and changed the past, 1035 01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:26,594 you'd create a kind of a branched timeline, right? 1036 01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:27,804 Like, look. 1037 01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:33,143 New present 1038 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:35,770 -and new future. - Yeah. 1039 01:03:35,854 --> 01:03:37,605 Well, time doesn't work like that. 1040 01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:38,940 That's not how time works. 1041 01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:40,984 When you go back and change the past 1042 01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:43,111 you create a fulcrum. 1043 01:03:43,111 --> 01:03:46,031 You put yourself on a whole nother strand of spaghetti. 1044 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:49,743 New future. New past. 1045 01:03:51,286 --> 01:03:52,662 It's retrocausal. 1046 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:53,997 It goes both ways. 1047 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,499 Actually, it goes many ways. 1048 01:03:56,583 --> 01:03:58,460 Maybe some other time. 1049 01:03:58,543 --> 01:04:01,963 Okay, but in an ontological paradox model, there's not... 1050 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:04,799 What you did was you changed the future 1051 01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:05,925 and you changed the past. 1052 01:04:06,801 --> 01:04:07,802 If a person 1053 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:10,096 is stupid enough 1054 01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,639 to mess with time... 1055 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:13,933 what you eventually end up with is this. 1056 01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:17,979 The multiverse. 1057 01:04:18,063 --> 01:04:19,814 Some strands run 1058 01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:21,274 almost parallel. 1059 01:04:21,274 --> 01:04:23,985 There will be inevitable intersections, 1060 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:25,945 and others that are just... 1061 01:04:25,945 --> 01:04:27,781 wildly divergent. 1062 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:28,615 What it is... 1063 01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:31,117 is a hot mess. 1064 01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:34,621 It's a crapshoot. 1065 01:04:34,621 --> 01:04:36,039 It's all just a crapshoot. 1066 01:04:36,122 --> 01:04:37,499 What does the parmesan mean? 1067 01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:39,459 The metaphor's over. It's just a garnish. 1068 01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:41,377 And I'll tell ya something. 1069 01:04:41,461 --> 01:04:42,962 A person would have to be 1070 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:44,964 an idiot 1071 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:46,674 to play craps 1072 01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:48,635 with the space-time continuum. 1073 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:50,136 Yeah, an idiot. 1074 01:04:51,846 --> 01:04:52,639 Here. 1075 01:04:54,974 --> 01:04:57,018 Mm. 1076 01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:59,479 Are you joking with the chewing noises right now? 1077 01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:01,481 So, uh, you're the reason 1078 01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:04,192 this Zod character 1079 01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:06,528 is about to destroy the Earth? 1080 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:07,654 Maybe. 1081 01:05:07,654 --> 01:05:09,489 There's a guy called Superman 1082 01:05:09,489 --> 01:05:10,698 who can stop Zod? 1083 01:05:10,782 --> 01:05:13,243 -Yeah, yeah. -And flies? 1084 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:15,036 Shoots lasers out of his eyes? 1085 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:17,205 Yes, he flies, and he shoots lasers out of his eyes. Yes. 1086 01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:18,498 No one said "Superman"... 1087 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:22,669 that might be a little on the nose? 1088 01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:24,838 -You call yourself Batman. -Yeah. 1089 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:26,714 I don't call myself Super Batman. 1090 01:05:28,633 --> 01:05:31,094 Wait, he's Batman? 1091 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,096 What did you think we were doing here? 1092 01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:35,348 I thought this was the cousin's dinner. 1093 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:37,934 He's... Bruce Wayne is Batman? 1094 01:05:38,017 --> 01:05:39,644 Not really. Not so much anymore. 1095 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:41,563 You know... 1096 01:05:41,646 --> 01:05:42,939 they don't really need me. 1097 01:05:44,858 --> 01:05:47,110 Things have changed. Gotham's now 1098 01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:49,279 one of the safest cities in the world. 1099 01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:51,406 Well, I... I need you. We need you. 1100 01:05:51,489 --> 01:05:52,740 In my timeline, 1101 01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:54,951 Batman's our strategist, our leader. 1102 01:05:55,034 --> 01:05:57,620 The world needs Superman. You're the best detective in the world. 1103 01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:59,914 You're probably the only person who can help me find him. 1104 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,416 So, will you help us? 1105 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:03,710 Pass. 1106 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:10,341 Like pass the salt? 1107 01:06:11,259 --> 01:06:12,427 Bruce? 1108 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:16,389 He doesn't want to help us... 1109 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:18,057 we're gonna use his bat shit. 1110 01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:19,058 Bat shit? 1111 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,896 Yeah, his bat stuff, his bat things. 1112 01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:23,897 Stand on that thing. 1113 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:29,110 Okay, remember when you phased through the floor? 1114 01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,612 -Yeah. -So, 1115 01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:32,614 -I need you to do that again. 1116 01:06:32,614 --> 01:06:34,282 - Ow. 1117 01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:41,414 What is this place? 1118 01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:51,025 Dude! 1119 01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:54,654 This place straight beeves! 1120 01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:56,155 "Beeves"? 1121 01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:08,167 Barry! 1122 01:08:09,127 --> 01:08:10,545 I almost died 1123 01:08:10,545 --> 01:08:11,671 in an abyss! 1124 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:15,216 12,805 Clark Kents in the US. 1125 01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:16,843 Is this what I think it is? 1126 01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:28,896 Holy shit! 1127 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:32,191 I used to see this thing on the news when I was a kid! 1128 01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:33,568 Okay, well... 1129 01:08:33,568 --> 01:08:35,278 refine search. 1130 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:37,113 Date of birth. 1131 01:08:37,196 --> 01:08:39,574 -Wasn't born. He arrived. - Oh! 1132 01:08:39,574 --> 01:08:41,743 Oh, Barry, look! 1133 01:08:41,826 --> 01:08:42,744 I'm busy. 1134 01:08:42,827 --> 01:08:44,787 With what? 1135 01:08:44,871 --> 01:08:47,290 Looking for unidentified objects entering Earth's atmosphere 1136 01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:49,751 anywhere near Kansas in the last 50 years. 1137 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,086 He has a back door into NASA. 1138 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,046 'Course he does. 1139 01:08:54,881 --> 01:08:57,425 Yeah, but Barry, check this out. 1140 01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,093 This bag laughs. 1141 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:03,139 Okay, can't you take anything seriously? 1142 01:09:03,222 --> 01:09:04,474 Stop messing around. 1143 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,142 Dude, come on. 1144 01:09:06,225 --> 01:09:08,102 Have you seen this place? 1145 01:09:08,102 --> 01:09:09,771 It's amazing! 1146 01:09:09,771 --> 01:09:11,439 Hello! 1147 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:14,233 Has the gravity of this not sunk in for you? 1148 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:15,276 Stop messing around, Barry. 1149 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:16,652 I won't say it again. 1150 01:09:17,570 --> 01:09:19,614 Yeesh. Sorry, Mom. 1151 01:09:19,697 --> 01:09:22,075 Shut up. Shut up. 1152 01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:23,576 You have no idea how lucky you are. 1153 01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:26,120 No idea! 1154 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,623 You take everything for granted. You don't even appreciate... 1155 01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:31,292 You just walk around thinking that you're so funny 1156 01:09:31,292 --> 01:09:32,627 and so cool. 1157 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:34,087 And it's embarrassing, 1158 01:09:34,087 --> 01:09:37,173 because you're not any of those things! 1159 01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:39,509 Hey, screw you, man! 1160 01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:41,844 I've done nothing but everything you've asked. 1161 01:09:41,928 --> 01:09:43,971 You made me get struck by lightning! 1162 01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:46,641 I phased naked through the floor. And I terrified Mrs. Johannson. 1163 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:48,309 Now I'm probably gonna have to move. 1164 01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:50,812 You won't even tell me why you're here. 1165 01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:53,648 But will you at least tell me why you're being so mean to me... 1166 01:09:53,648 --> 01:09:54,816 for no reason? 1167 01:09:54,899 --> 01:09:57,235 You used Monkey as a dartboard! 1168 01:09:58,403 --> 01:09:59,445 Wait, what? 1169 01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:01,239 Forget it. 1170 01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:05,660 The monkey? Wait... 1171 01:10:05,660 --> 01:10:08,704 So, you're mad at me for playing with a toy? 1172 01:10:08,788 --> 01:10:10,832 It's not a toy. 1173 01:10:10,832 --> 01:10:12,458 Mom bought us that monkey. 1174 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:14,460 'Cause she calls us Monkey. 1175 01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:17,255 She gives us monkey stuff all the time. 1176 01:10:18,256 --> 01:10:19,132 Right. 1177 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:20,967 Look... 1178 01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:23,177 I'm sorry. 1179 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:27,515 I'm not very good with people. 1180 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:28,808 Even myself. 1181 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:29,642 Oh. 1182 01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:31,561 Come on, dude. 1183 01:10:31,644 --> 01:10:33,312 You're... You're not that bad. 1184 01:10:33,312 --> 01:10:34,814 You can just be kind of a dick sometimes. 1185 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:40,153 But let's face it. I am pretty obnoxious. 1186 01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:42,071 But I just get excited. 1187 01:10:42,155 --> 01:10:44,657 Come on. This place is pretty cool, right? 1188 01:10:45,658 --> 01:10:46,451 Yeah. 1189 01:10:49,162 --> 01:10:50,580 All right, well, um... 1190 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:53,708 I'll let you work. 1191 01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:14,520 I know you're there. 1192 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:19,859 You know what I'm stuck on? 1193 01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:22,403 That thing you said, with the spaghetti. 1194 01:11:22,487 --> 01:11:25,364 You said there were certain intersections that would always be inevitable. 1195 01:11:27,074 --> 01:11:28,451 You had an Alfred. 1196 01:11:28,534 --> 01:11:30,620 My Bruce has an Alfred. 1197 01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,788 Different worlds, different times... 1198 01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:35,082 yet there it is. 1199 01:11:35,082 --> 01:11:37,251 Certain people, 1200 01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:40,963 certain events, certain strands of spaghetti, 1201 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:43,508 drawn to each other like... like magnets. 1202 01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:46,093 I've read all about 1203 01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:49,138 temporal paradoxes and causal loops. 1204 01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,433 But this is more than that. 1205 01:11:52,433 --> 01:11:54,769 Inevitable intersections 1206 01:11:54,769 --> 01:11:56,437 are something none of the theories could have anticipated 'cause, 1207 01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:59,065 well, how do you explain that except for... 1208 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:02,318 fate? 1209 01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:04,320 If you are listening, 1210 01:12:04,403 --> 01:12:06,447 sorry about your parents. 1211 01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:07,907 I'm just trying to save mine. 1212 01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:11,953 There has to be a way. 1213 01:12:11,953 --> 01:12:13,621 -There is a way, Barry. 1214 01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:14,956 Just keep trying. 1215 01:12:14,956 --> 01:12:16,082 Keep trying, Barry. 1216 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,669 Found him. 1217 01:13:01,752 --> 01:13:03,713 Barry, wake up. 1218 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:07,508 Clark's being held by a mercenary group in a Siberian black site. 1219 01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:08,551 Get up, Barry. 1220 01:13:08,634 --> 01:13:10,511 The goat's on fire. 1221 01:13:10,595 --> 01:13:12,054 We're going to Russia. 1222 01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:14,974 Sweet. 1223 01:13:16,017 --> 01:13:19,353 Mm. Coffee. 1224 01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:20,646 How are we gonna get to Russia? 1225 01:13:58,184 --> 01:14:00,519 I'll help you get this Superman. 1226 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,980 Then, you're on your own. 1227 01:14:05,358 --> 01:14:06,942 -Oh! 1228 01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:09,320 You're... 1229 01:14:10,237 --> 01:14:11,530 You are, you're... 1230 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:16,869 Yeah. 1231 01:14:18,704 --> 01:14:19,789 I'm Batman. 1232 01:15:07,586 --> 01:15:09,588 So, what's the plan? We're just gonna, what, 1233 01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:12,299 grab Superman and dip set before the block is hot? 1234 01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:13,634 I don't know. 1235 01:15:13,634 --> 01:15:14,802 Hey, you should ask him. 1236 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:17,805 - You ask him. -You should ask him. 1237 01:15:17,805 --> 01:15:19,515 Yeah, I'm not gonna ask him. 1238 01:15:19,598 --> 01:15:21,142 Why not? I thought Batman was supposed to be your friend. 1239 01:15:21,142 --> 01:15:23,310 Not this one. Not this Batman. 1240 01:15:23,394 --> 01:15:25,020 - We're here. - Activating hover mode. 1241 01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:32,653 -Ejector seat on. -Ejector seat. 1242 01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:35,114 -Ejector seat. 1243 01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:40,286 Okay, there are stages. 1244 01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:43,456 You're strapped to your parachutes. 1245 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,293 Hey, where's yours? 1246 01:15:58,179 --> 01:16:00,139 Whoo! This rips dicks! 1247 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:21,744 All clear. Let's move. 1248 01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:39,094 -Okay! 1249 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:50,272 Good. Everybody's fast now but me. 1250 01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:52,858 Why is it so cold? -It's the Arctic, Barry. 1251 01:16:55,528 --> 01:16:58,447 - Where'd he go? -I don't know. Just follow the footprints. 1252 01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:05,621 Superman would be down there for sure. 1253 01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:49,456 Yeah. Okay. 1254 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,694 What did you do? 1255 01:18:18,777 --> 01:18:20,696 I had to move you. But I just did it a little. 1256 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:30,873 This might hurt. 1257 01:18:39,256 --> 01:18:40,382 -Just let it out. 1258 01:19:17,670 --> 01:19:18,921 Let's go. 1259 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:28,764 That's where you keep Superman. 1260 01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:29,890 Like a big scrotum. 1261 01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:45,114 He's gonna hack the Soviet security cyberscrotum with a flip phone? 1262 01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:51,912 I tried all the combinations. 1263 01:19:54,915 --> 01:19:55,958 Yes! 1264 01:20:38,250 --> 01:20:39,209 Shit. 1265 01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:41,378 Kal-El? 1266 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:46,508 It's not him. We've gotta go. 1267 01:20:46,592 --> 01:20:48,302 Wait. 1268 01:20:48,385 --> 01:20:50,429 We can't just leave her here. Look at her. 1269 01:20:51,805 --> 01:20:54,099 I'll grab her. Just go! 1270 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,608 I got you. 1271 01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:22,419 I'll handle this jabroni. 1272 01:21:28,133 --> 01:21:30,219 What the... 1273 01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:39,770 Barry! Somebody shot me! 1274 01:21:44,650 --> 01:21:46,235 - Time to dip set! 1275 01:21:55,494 --> 01:21:56,829 You, you lead the way! 1276 01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:59,581 -Go! -Not that way! Not that way! 1277 01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:12,219 Oh, God! 1278 01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:13,846 -Cover! 1279 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,688 No! 1280 01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:31,905 It's coming around. Hurry, hurry. 1281 01:22:40,372 --> 01:22:42,958 No, no, no! This is bullshit! 1282 01:22:52,342 --> 01:22:53,969 No! 1283 01:22:54,052 --> 01:22:55,220 -Come on. 1284 01:22:55,762 --> 01:22:57,014 Let's go. 1285 01:22:58,682 --> 01:23:00,142 You didn't tell me we could get shot! 1286 01:23:00,225 --> 01:23:01,435 Why would you assume we couldn't? 1287 01:23:13,113 --> 01:23:16,533 Oh, great! To die at the feet of a Sputnik. 1288 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:23,498 Oh, man! I need this knee! 1289 01:23:23,582 --> 01:23:25,626 - Stay calm. It'll heal. -Come on. 1290 01:23:38,597 --> 01:23:39,848 -How much do you weigh? - 180. 1291 01:23:39,932 --> 01:23:41,516 Each. Plus her, 440. 1292 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:49,483 Hold on. 1293 01:24:18,971 --> 01:24:20,180 Oh, great. They're here. 1294 01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:21,306 They're over here, too. 1295 01:24:21,306 --> 01:24:22,641 Smirnoff Ice. 1296 01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:24,184 -Yes. Smirnoff Ice. - Hi. 1297 01:24:24,184 --> 01:24:26,311 - Stop them! 1298 01:24:26,311 --> 01:24:28,146 -Yep. -Okay, they're serious. Barry, shut up. 1299 01:24:28,146 --> 01:24:29,314 Yeah, okay. 1300 01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:30,524 What's the play? 1301 01:24:30,524 --> 01:24:31,817 Batman, what do we do? What now? 1302 01:24:36,363 --> 01:24:37,322 Now... 1303 01:24:38,323 --> 01:24:39,491 we try not to die. 1304 01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:41,970 Oh, you guys should've seen that in slo-mo. 1305 01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:22,135 Yeah, I'm just realizing that I didn't really think this through. 1306 01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:23,762 There are good Kryptonians... 1307 01:26:23,762 --> 01:26:26,139 and then there are very, very bad Kryptonians. 1308 01:26:26,223 --> 01:26:27,682 And I was very confident 1309 01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:29,267 that we were just gonna find Superman, 1310 01:26:29,267 --> 01:26:31,269 and if we found Superman, 1311 01:26:31,269 --> 01:26:33,021 then this would all be super simple. 1312 01:26:33,105 --> 01:26:34,940 - Who are you? -Holy Funyuns. 1313 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:37,943 Hi. 1314 01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:40,153 -I... I'm Barry. -We're Barry. 1315 01:26:40,237 --> 01:26:42,823 We were trying to find Kal-El. 1316 01:26:42,906 --> 01:26:44,991 But we found you instead. 1317 01:26:44,991 --> 01:26:46,493 What do you want with Kal-El? 1318 01:26:46,576 --> 01:26:48,120 We were trying to rescue him. 1319 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:49,955 Why? 1320 01:26:49,955 --> 01:26:52,791 Because he's my friend. 1321 01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:54,167 Do you... Do you know him? 1322 01:26:54,251 --> 01:26:56,336 She looks mad. Get ready. 1323 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,713 She might do laser vision, or she might do, like, a freezy breath... 1324 01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:01,299 -or she'll just start throwing crazy... -My name is Kara. 1325 01:27:02,342 --> 01:27:03,552 Daughter of Zor-El. 1326 01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:06,054 Kal-El was my cousin. 1327 01:27:06,138 --> 01:27:08,473 -Right, and who's Kal-El again? -It's Superman. 1328 01:27:08,473 --> 01:27:11,184 -No, 'cause you said that was Clark. -Who's Clark? 1329 01:27:11,184 --> 01:27:14,354 Clark is his human name. 1330 01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:15,522 Clark. 1331 01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:20,485 He was an infant when we left. 1332 01:27:21,862 --> 01:27:23,488 The last son of Krypton... I... 1333 01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:26,992 I was sent to protect him. 1334 01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:28,994 It looks like he never made it to Earth 1335 01:27:28,994 --> 01:27:30,996 in this universe. 1336 01:27:30,996 --> 01:27:33,373 Our pods, they must have separated. 1337 01:27:33,457 --> 01:27:35,083 Wait, so you thought a baby 1338 01:27:35,167 --> 01:27:37,586 was gonna protect us from this Zod guy? 1339 01:27:37,669 --> 01:27:39,212 General Zod is here. 1340 01:27:39,212 --> 01:27:41,381 He must have tracked my pod's signal. 1341 01:27:41,465 --> 01:27:43,717 -I have to go. -Whoa, whoa, wait. 1342 01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:47,387 Well, you need to recover your strength. Actually, Barry... 1343 01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:48,930 take her to the roof 1344 01:27:49,014 --> 01:27:51,016 and put her in the sun. 1345 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:52,350 Yeah. 1346 01:27:52,350 --> 01:27:54,352 -Yeah. -Whatever, like if, I mean, 1347 01:27:54,352 --> 01:27:55,896 you're solar powered. 1348 01:27:55,979 --> 01:27:57,522 Good for you. I've been trying to... 1349 01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:58,940 -Oh, uh... 1350 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:02,402 We'll take that with us. 1351 01:28:11,369 --> 01:28:14,122 Um, am I cool to... 1352 01:28:14,206 --> 01:28:15,040 turn around? 1353 01:28:16,208 --> 01:28:17,542 Are you dressed 1354 01:28:17,542 --> 01:28:19,711 in a red cape? 1355 01:28:26,259 --> 01:28:28,428 You're levitating? 1356 01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,187 Is it always this loud? 1357 01:28:40,232 --> 01:28:42,108 Is it loud? 1358 01:28:42,108 --> 01:28:45,445 Are you, uh, good? Do you feel, um... 1359 01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:46,655 strong yet, or... 1360 01:28:52,619 --> 01:28:54,079 Yep, that seems, uh, 1361 01:28:54,079 --> 01:28:55,830 seems strong. You know... 1362 01:28:55,914 --> 01:28:58,500 old man Barry, down there, 1363 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,794 says if we don't stop Captain Zode, 1364 01:29:00,877 --> 01:29:03,171 he'll kill thousands of people. 1365 01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:04,756 Billions of people. 1366 01:29:04,756 --> 01:29:05,840 Billions? 1367 01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:08,802 Of your people. 1368 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:10,554 -They're good people. -Good people? 1369 01:29:11,763 --> 01:29:13,431 We came to this planet 1370 01:29:13,431 --> 01:29:15,475 looking for a safe place to live, 1371 01:29:15,475 --> 01:29:17,686 and they put me in a cage. 1372 01:29:17,769 --> 01:29:20,438 Yeah. A lot of humans are dicks. 1373 01:29:20,438 --> 01:29:22,816 But then 1374 01:29:22,816 --> 01:29:25,151 there's babies and ballerinas. 1375 01:29:25,235 --> 01:29:26,987 And entertainment wrestlers. 1376 01:29:27,070 --> 01:29:28,446 A lot of humans are worth saving. 1377 01:29:29,614 --> 01:29:30,782 Maybe to you. 1378 01:29:32,242 --> 01:29:33,535 But I'm not a human. 1379 01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:36,288 I'm a Kryptonian. 1380 01:29:39,999 --> 01:29:41,793 She's gone. 1381 01:29:41,793 --> 01:29:43,461 I have to get my powers back. 1382 01:29:46,298 --> 01:29:47,674 If I can re-create the accident 1383 01:29:47,674 --> 01:29:49,175 that gave me my powers... 1384 01:29:49,259 --> 01:29:50,677 maybe I can reconnect to the Speed Force... 1385 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:53,513 and maybe we'd stand a chance against Zod. 1386 01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:55,974 Or kill yourself in the process. 1387 01:29:58,977 --> 01:29:59,811 Tell me something. 1388 01:30:01,771 --> 01:30:03,857 If you get your powers back, 1389 01:30:03,940 --> 01:30:05,191 you can go anywhere. 1390 01:30:05,275 --> 01:30:06,818 You can go to another timeline, 1391 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:08,236 another universe. 1392 01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:10,488 Why do you wanna stay... 1393 01:30:10,488 --> 01:30:12,824 and fight to save this one? 1394 01:30:12,824 --> 01:30:15,160 Because this is the world where my mom lives. 1395 01:30:18,455 --> 01:30:21,166 I went back in time to save her. 1396 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,335 I'm not gonna lose her again. 1397 01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:25,211 The kid doesn't know, does he? 1398 01:30:25,295 --> 01:30:27,964 How do you tell someone something like that? 1399 01:30:31,509 --> 01:30:33,511 I lost my parents... 1400 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:38,099 but that pain... 1401 01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:43,396 made me who I am. 1402 01:30:43,480 --> 01:30:45,899 I'm not sure I know who I am without it, actually. 1403 01:30:50,195 --> 01:30:52,947 I spent a lifetime... 1404 01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:55,825 trying to right the wrongs of the past. 1405 01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:58,453 As if 1406 01:30:58,536 --> 01:31:01,373 putting on a cape and fighting crime 1407 01:31:01,373 --> 01:31:03,208 would bring my parents back. 1408 01:31:09,172 --> 01:31:10,465 You actually did it. 1409 01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:13,426 So... 1410 01:31:13,510 --> 01:31:14,886 I guess the plan is 1411 01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:17,263 to douse yourself in industrial chemicals 1412 01:31:17,263 --> 01:31:19,099 while electrocuting yourself? 1413 01:31:19,182 --> 01:31:19,974 Yep. 1414 01:31:24,229 --> 01:31:25,480 Want some help? 1415 01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:29,776 Hell yeah. That would be incredibly useful. 1416 01:31:29,776 --> 01:31:31,444 I've actually already borrowed some chemicals 1417 01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:32,654 and your soldering iron, 1418 01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:34,906 and I'm sitting in your bat-seat. 1419 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,324 Is that like a faux pas? 1420 01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:51,589 Wilco, Lima, Zebra, be advised... 1421 01:31:55,635 --> 01:31:57,637 Air Command to Bravo 601. 1422 01:31:57,637 --> 01:32:00,056 Primary teams, please confirm your AORs. 1423 01:32:18,908 --> 01:32:20,869 - Green teams ready to move. -[soldier 2] Standing by! 1424 01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:26,666 You bring me nothing? Hmm. 1425 01:32:26,750 --> 01:32:29,169 I gave you a warning. 1426 01:32:29,169 --> 01:32:31,838 Your failure to deliver the Kryptonian traitor 1427 01:32:31,921 --> 01:32:34,048 is being taken as an act of war. 1428 01:32:37,594 --> 01:32:39,012 - Fire, fire, fire! - We have contact, contact! 1429 01:32:39,012 --> 01:32:39,679 Weapons hot! Weapons hot! Open fire! 1430 01:32:39,763 --> 01:32:42,182 No. 1431 01:32:42,265 --> 01:32:44,976 Air support now! I repeat, air support! 1432 01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:14,547 Okay, when I throw the switch, 1433 01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:16,174 the current should run up the wire 1434 01:33:16,174 --> 01:33:18,718 and draw the lightning right to the kite. 1435 01:33:18,802 --> 01:33:20,094 Here, put that on. 1436 01:33:20,178 --> 01:33:21,596 It's heat and impact resistant. 1437 01:33:21,679 --> 01:33:23,348 Should protect you a little. 1438 01:33:23,348 --> 01:33:25,141 Right, but the point is for me to not be protected. 1439 01:33:26,851 --> 01:33:27,644 Okay. 1440 01:33:30,563 --> 01:33:32,273 You're gonna need to be out of the way. 1441 01:33:32,357 --> 01:33:33,316 I will. 1442 01:33:37,737 --> 01:33:38,696 Let's get electrocuted. 1443 01:33:44,702 --> 01:33:46,246 This is going to work, right? 1444 01:33:46,246 --> 01:33:48,039 Of course it's gonna work. 1445 01:33:48,039 --> 01:33:49,749 Nothing we haven't done before. 1446 01:33:49,833 --> 01:33:51,584 Besides, this time we have Batman. 1447 01:33:51,584 --> 01:33:53,086 What could go wrong? 1448 01:33:53,169 --> 01:33:55,213 Uh, for the record, I think this is insane. 1449 01:33:56,881 --> 01:33:57,715 Get back. 1450 01:34:03,847 --> 01:34:04,806 It's fine. It's fine. 1451 01:34:14,774 --> 01:34:16,901 Just you and me again, Mr. Lightning. 1452 01:34:23,741 --> 01:34:24,576 Do it! 1453 01:34:47,223 --> 01:34:48,474 Wait, what? No! 1454 01:34:48,474 --> 01:34:50,351 No, wait! Stop! Stop! 1455 01:34:57,483 --> 01:34:59,152 Oh, God. 1456 01:34:59,152 --> 01:35:00,361 Oh, God. 1457 01:35:00,445 --> 01:35:01,279 Barry, no. 1458 01:35:05,074 --> 01:35:05,867 Go again. 1459 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:08,494 But... 1460 01:35:08,494 --> 01:35:09,454 Please. 1461 01:35:17,795 --> 01:35:19,130 The circuit is fried. 1462 01:36:17,522 --> 01:36:18,523 I've got you. 1463 01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:52,640 Hey. Barry. 1464 01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:56,436 You're okay. It's like last time, right? 1465 01:36:56,436 --> 01:36:57,645 So, you gotta heal now. 1466 01:37:15,747 --> 01:37:16,831 Look, look, look! 1467 01:37:16,914 --> 01:37:18,291 It's working. It's working. 1468 01:37:18,291 --> 01:37:20,293 -Yeah, it's working. Yeah. 1469 01:37:20,293 --> 01:37:22,170 Yeah, he's healing. He's healing. 1470 01:37:22,253 --> 01:37:24,005 Oh, my God. He's okay. 1471 01:37:24,088 --> 01:37:26,257 Dude, you scared the shit out of me. 1472 01:38:10,093 --> 01:38:11,677 You're awake. 1473 01:38:11,677 --> 01:38:12,804 How you feeling? 1474 01:38:13,596 --> 01:38:14,430 Slow. 1475 01:38:15,348 --> 01:38:17,100 Maybe this will help. 1476 01:38:27,151 --> 01:38:29,112 Ooh... Ooh! 1477 01:38:29,695 --> 01:38:30,696 Yes! 1478 01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:33,241 Dude, come on! Irresistible! 1479 01:38:33,324 --> 01:38:34,992 Man, feels good to be back. 1480 01:38:34,992 --> 01:38:36,369 Yeah! 1481 01:38:36,452 --> 01:38:38,037 And what are we wearing tonight? 1482 01:38:38,121 --> 01:38:39,497 You like it? 1483 01:38:39,497 --> 01:38:41,332 I-I made it myself out of that old Batsuit. 1484 01:38:41,332 --> 01:38:43,543 But you know, I made it our colors and everything. 1485 01:38:43,543 --> 01:38:45,711 Well, check this out! 1486 01:38:45,795 --> 01:38:47,588 -It's a bit more loose. 1487 01:38:50,007 --> 01:38:51,092 It beeves. 1488 01:38:52,301 --> 01:38:53,761 Dude... 1489 01:38:53,845 --> 01:38:55,221 you really mean that? 1490 01:38:55,221 --> 01:38:56,764 I mean, I don't... 1491 01:38:56,848 --> 01:39:00,226 I don't know what it means, exactly, to beeve. 1492 01:39:00,309 --> 01:39:03,020 But it seems like it's positive. 1493 01:39:03,020 --> 01:39:03,938 What are you doing? 1494 01:39:07,024 --> 01:39:08,234 You came back. 1495 01:39:08,317 --> 01:39:10,278 I'm glad you're okay. 1496 01:39:10,361 --> 01:39:13,072 I have to ask you something. 1497 01:39:13,072 --> 01:39:15,658 When you found me in that hole that they put me in... 1498 01:39:17,034 --> 01:39:18,661 and I wasn't Kal-El... 1499 01:39:21,330 --> 01:39:23,124 why did you help me? 1500 01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:24,625 Because you needed help. 1501 01:39:27,420 --> 01:39:30,464 Do you know what this symbol stands for? 1502 01:39:30,548 --> 01:39:32,633 -Supergirl? -It means hope, right? 1503 01:39:32,717 --> 01:39:34,802 Hope, yeah. Does it mean hope? 1504 01:39:34,886 --> 01:39:37,471 Krypton was a beautiful place. 1505 01:39:39,599 --> 01:39:41,058 We are a people of hope, 1506 01:39:42,059 --> 01:39:43,561 not war. 1507 01:39:45,062 --> 01:39:46,772 I'm coming to you live from Metropolis, 1508 01:39:46,772 --> 01:39:48,316 where minutes ago, the mysterious flying... 1509 01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:50,318 Zod may be from Krypton, 1510 01:39:50,401 --> 01:39:53,154 but he is not my people. 1511 01:39:53,237 --> 01:39:55,615 So, you're saying... 1512 01:39:55,615 --> 01:39:57,283 Yes. 1513 01:39:57,366 --> 01:39:58,868 I will help you fight Zod. 1514 01:40:01,746 --> 01:40:03,623 Yes! 1515 01:40:03,706 --> 01:40:05,499 Interesting group. 1516 01:40:05,583 --> 01:40:08,419 What did you say, uh... 1517 01:40:08,419 --> 01:40:09,670 we were called again? 1518 01:40:09,754 --> 01:40:11,756 We're the Justice League. 1519 01:40:11,756 --> 01:40:12,924 No. 1520 01:40:12,924 --> 01:40:15,885 -No? -Well, I mean, kinda. 1521 01:40:16,928 --> 01:40:17,970 We are short 1522 01:40:17,970 --> 01:40:19,347 one literal goddess... 1523 01:40:19,430 --> 01:40:20,973 one friendly Terminator 1524 01:40:21,057 --> 01:40:23,768 and super mermaid. 1525 01:40:23,768 --> 01:40:25,895 And we could definitely use a Batman. 1526 01:40:28,981 --> 01:40:30,274 Are you in? 1527 01:40:35,446 --> 01:40:36,572 You wanna get nuts? 1528 01:40:39,116 --> 01:40:40,534 Let's get nuts. 1529 01:40:53,923 --> 01:40:56,634 In my world, Superman showed up right away when Zod called him out. 1530 01:40:56,634 --> 01:40:59,136 So, as of now, we're in uncharted territory. 1531 01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:02,348 What I do know is that Zod somehow controls the World Engines, 1532 01:41:02,348 --> 01:41:04,016 which will be destroying much more 1533 01:41:04,016 --> 01:41:05,559 than just Metropolis now 1534 01:41:05,643 --> 01:41:07,353 with every passing second that we don't stop him. 1535 01:41:07,436 --> 01:41:08,521 Barry, what are you doing? 1536 01:41:08,521 --> 01:41:09,397 What? 1537 01:41:10,982 --> 01:41:12,358 Our kids are gonna wanna see this. 1538 01:41:12,441 --> 01:41:13,317 Your kids? 1539 01:41:15,653 --> 01:41:18,656 Well, you know, like everybody's kids. I mean, the children of the world. 1540 01:41:18,656 --> 01:41:19,824 They're gonna wanna see this. 1541 01:41:22,451 --> 01:41:24,161 We're getting close. 1542 01:41:24,161 --> 01:41:26,205 I'm gonna stay airborne and take out their sky power. 1543 01:41:26,205 --> 01:41:27,707 And Barry, just so we're clear 1544 01:41:27,707 --> 01:41:28,916 what that essentially equates to is you and me 1545 01:41:28,999 --> 01:41:30,876 versus the entire Kryptonian army. 1546 01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:32,420 Chill. 1547 01:41:32,503 --> 01:41:35,047 We need to buy Kara enough time to take out Zod. 1548 01:41:35,047 --> 01:41:37,341 Oh, and remember that your suit doesn't dissipate energy like mine 1549 01:41:37,341 --> 01:41:38,884 so you need to take breaks, 1550 01:41:38,884 --> 01:41:40,594 otherwise you're gonna build up too much charge. 1551 01:41:40,678 --> 01:41:42,138 -Wait, what? 1552 01:41:59,322 --> 01:42:00,781 Dang it! 1553 01:42:02,575 --> 01:42:04,160 - Hold on! 1554 01:42:06,078 --> 01:42:07,288 - Okay! - Hold on. 1555 01:42:09,665 --> 01:42:11,042 The humans we came to protect? 1556 01:42:11,042 --> 01:42:12,626 They don't know we're on their side. 1557 01:42:48,079 --> 01:42:48,871 Zod. 1558 01:42:58,297 --> 01:42:59,507 Kara Zor-El. 1559 01:42:59,590 --> 01:43:01,092 We've been waiting for you. 1560 01:43:04,095 --> 01:43:05,429 Go, go! 1561 01:43:06,639 --> 01:43:07,598 Cover! 1562 01:43:11,644 --> 01:43:13,729 -Drag him out, drag him! -You go! I'll cover! 1563 01:43:30,955 --> 01:43:33,499 Okay, and the space giant... 1564 01:43:33,582 --> 01:43:35,334 and Mistress Murder... 1565 01:43:35,334 --> 01:43:37,461 -are our responsibility, too? -Hey, hey, hey. 1566 01:43:37,461 --> 01:43:39,130 Don't think about them, okay? Calm down. 1567 01:43:39,130 --> 01:43:41,215 We're just gonna start with those guys over there. 1568 01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:42,842 And yeah, they're Kryptonian, and we won't be able to kill them, 1569 01:43:42,925 --> 01:43:44,802 but we can slow them down for her. 1570 01:43:44,802 --> 01:43:47,346 One at a time. 1571 01:43:47,430 --> 01:43:49,974 Okay? I'm gonna disarm them, and then you'll engage. 1572 01:43:52,184 --> 01:43:53,144 Punch 'em. 1573 01:43:54,770 --> 01:43:56,522 Come on, Barbie. 1574 01:43:56,522 --> 01:43:58,524 Let's go party? 1575 01:44:05,322 --> 01:44:06,740 Okay, ow! 1576 01:44:09,118 --> 01:44:10,077 Oh. 1577 01:44:15,124 --> 01:44:16,041 Okay. It's okay. 1578 01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:17,710 You're okay. Come on. 1579 01:44:17,710 --> 01:44:19,086 Jesus, they're fast. 1580 01:44:19,170 --> 01:44:20,838 Yes, but not as fast as us. 1581 01:44:24,675 --> 01:44:26,719 Terraforming has begun. 1582 01:44:26,719 --> 01:44:28,429 This world must die 1583 01:44:28,512 --> 01:44:30,556 so that ours may live again. 1584 01:44:38,355 --> 01:44:40,191 Oh, my God. We gotta go. We gotta go. 1585 01:44:40,191 --> 01:44:41,650 Dan, Danny, go, go! 1586 01:44:43,068 --> 01:44:45,362 Krypton is gone, Zod. 1587 01:44:45,362 --> 01:44:46,864 Your uncle... 1588 01:44:46,864 --> 01:44:47,865 Jor-El... 1589 01:44:49,366 --> 01:44:50,576 hid the key 1590 01:44:50,576 --> 01:44:53,370 to Krypton's rebirth 1591 01:44:53,370 --> 01:44:55,789 inside a Kryptonian child. 1592 01:44:55,873 --> 01:44:58,209 All the genetic material needed 1593 01:44:58,209 --> 01:45:00,044 to start again 1594 01:45:00,044 --> 01:45:01,921 coded inside the DNA, 1595 01:45:02,004 --> 01:45:04,590 then sent to Earth in an escape pod. 1596 01:45:04,673 --> 01:45:06,509 He's not here. You have failed. 1597 01:45:07,843 --> 01:45:08,802 We found him. 1598 01:45:10,888 --> 01:45:12,723 We intercepted his pod. 1599 01:45:15,059 --> 01:45:17,561 But your cousin was not the one we needed. 1600 01:45:19,396 --> 01:45:21,440 You are the one. 1601 01:45:21,440 --> 01:45:23,108 Kara Zor-El. 1602 01:45:23,192 --> 01:45:25,152 It is your blood... 1603 01:45:25,236 --> 01:45:26,320 we must harvest. 1604 01:45:26,403 --> 01:45:27,655 What did you do to Kal-El? 1605 01:45:27,738 --> 01:45:30,449 Your sacrifice that will allow 1606 01:45:30,449 --> 01:45:32,451 Krypton to live again. 1607 01:45:32,535 --> 01:45:35,329 What did you do? 1608 01:45:37,706 --> 01:45:40,334 The infant did not survive. 1609 01:46:13,909 --> 01:46:15,202 Look, new plan. 1610 01:46:15,286 --> 01:46:16,829 I'm gonna create a cyclonic diversion. 1611 01:46:16,912 --> 01:46:18,664 And you're gonna just come in, hard. 1612 01:46:18,664 --> 01:46:19,707 Feet first this time. 1613 01:46:35,514 --> 01:46:37,141 Yes! 1614 01:46:37,141 --> 01:46:38,684 Barry, did you see that? 1615 01:46:38,684 --> 01:46:40,144 Be careful. You're accumulating too much charge. 1616 01:46:42,146 --> 01:46:43,981 What if I just Emperor this guy? 1617 01:46:45,441 --> 01:46:47,401 - No, no, no! 1618 01:47:14,345 --> 01:47:17,056 Barry, that was actually only half stupid! 1619 01:47:17,056 --> 01:47:19,058 But if you're gonna do that and not die, 1620 01:47:19,141 --> 01:47:21,018 you need to complete the circuit somehow. 1621 01:47:21,018 --> 01:47:23,145 Try putting your hands together, like this. 1622 01:47:26,023 --> 01:47:26,982 Oh, shit. 1623 01:47:28,984 --> 01:47:31,570 -You're ready. -Let's go! 1624 01:47:42,831 --> 01:47:45,709 ♪ I seem to think I think I got a little situation ♪ 1625 01:47:45,709 --> 01:47:48,587 ♪ So listen to me, sister Listen maybe you can help ♪ 1626 01:47:48,671 --> 01:47:51,715 ♪ I think I gave a lot of Problems my consideration ♪ 1627 01:47:51,715 --> 01:47:54,468 ♪ But not for me It always seem to be For someone else ♪ 1628 01:47:54,551 --> 01:47:57,596 ♪ Why all the people always Seem to just be on vacation ♪ 1629 01:47:57,680 --> 01:48:00,224 ♪ What do I get from it I don't get anything at all ♪ 1630 01:48:00,224 --> 01:48:03,102 ♪ I'm like a trash can Holding all the information ♪ 1631 01:48:03,185 --> 01:48:05,729 ♪ And every single time It leaves me Feeling two feet tall ♪ 1632 01:48:14,363 --> 01:48:15,989 ♪ And only one I'm taking ♪ 1633 01:48:48,313 --> 01:48:49,773 I'm going after the big one. 1634 01:49:01,285 --> 01:49:02,161 I've been hit. 1635 01:49:04,955 --> 01:49:06,832 Bruce, do you copy? 1636 01:49:06,915 --> 01:49:08,459 -Where's Kara? -You go find her. 1637 01:49:13,505 --> 01:49:14,298 Bruce! 1638 01:49:15,758 --> 01:49:17,801 Ejection mode failure. 1639 01:49:17,801 --> 01:49:19,636 Ejection mode failure. 1640 01:49:59,343 --> 01:50:00,928 Rest, Kara Zor-El. 1641 01:50:06,558 --> 01:50:07,851 Going down. 1642 01:50:12,856 --> 01:50:14,566 But I'm not going alone. 1643 01:50:14,566 --> 01:50:16,735 No, no, no, Bruce! 1644 01:50:16,735 --> 01:50:19,696 Bruce, eject! Bruce, just eject... 1645 01:50:26,995 --> 01:50:27,955 No! 1646 01:50:39,842 --> 01:50:40,634 Kara. 1647 01:50:47,391 --> 01:50:49,184 Isn't supposed... 1648 01:50:51,270 --> 01:50:52,479 Not supposed to happen... 1649 01:50:58,944 --> 01:51:00,487 Kara's dead. 1650 01:51:00,571 --> 01:51:01,947 They're both dead. 1651 01:51:02,030 --> 01:51:03,949 But they don't have to be, right? 1652 01:51:04,032 --> 01:51:06,451 'Cause we can go back. 1653 01:51:06,451 --> 01:51:08,620 -Like you did. -You're not fast enough yet. 1654 01:51:08,704 --> 01:51:09,580 You sure? 1655 01:51:11,748 --> 01:51:13,542 -Barry! 1656 01:51:14,918 --> 01:51:15,961 Barry, wait! 1657 01:51:29,808 --> 01:51:31,518 Is this back enough? 1658 01:51:31,602 --> 01:51:32,769 Yeah, I guess so. 1659 01:51:39,443 --> 01:51:40,986 Listen, Barry, I... 1660 01:51:42,446 --> 01:51:46,158 What? It's okay. We can fix this. 1661 01:51:46,158 --> 01:51:47,451 You know what you're gonna change? 1662 01:51:47,451 --> 01:51:48,869 I know what I'm gonna change. 1663 01:51:53,790 --> 01:51:55,292 I'm going after the big one. 1664 01:51:57,794 --> 01:52:00,172 Bruce, pull off. That gunship is shield-protected. 1665 01:52:00,255 --> 01:52:01,131 Roger that. 1666 01:52:04,843 --> 01:52:05,928 Bet he's not. 1667 01:52:07,137 --> 01:52:08,972 Who? Space giant? 1668 01:52:08,972 --> 01:52:10,599 Yes, yes, please take him out. 1669 01:52:52,057 --> 01:52:52,975 Yes. 1670 01:54:52,803 --> 01:54:53,804 No. 1671 01:54:54,471 --> 01:54:55,305 Hey. 1672 01:54:56,431 --> 01:54:58,016 It'll be okay. 1673 01:54:58,016 --> 01:54:59,226 Not this time, kid. 1674 01:55:01,812 --> 01:55:03,563 Maybe some other time. 1675 01:55:09,653 --> 01:55:11,154 We can't bring you back, can we? 1676 01:55:12,823 --> 01:55:13,990 You already did. 1677 01:55:16,201 --> 01:55:17,619 You already did. 1678 01:55:28,171 --> 01:55:29,089 Come on, Barry. 1679 01:55:30,715 --> 01:55:32,259 Gotta get up. Come on. 1680 01:55:32,342 --> 01:55:33,552 -Barry. -We go again. 1681 01:55:36,304 --> 01:55:38,014 Barry. 1682 01:55:39,808 --> 01:55:41,518 Let's just go. 1683 01:55:41,518 --> 01:55:43,186 Barry, come on. Let's just go. 1684 01:55:43,186 --> 01:55:44,688 Barry, there's no point. 1685 01:55:47,315 --> 01:55:48,692 Barry! 1686 01:56:08,837 --> 01:56:12,215 -Phase! 1687 01:56:14,926 --> 01:56:17,470 -Okay, I have to pull it out. 1688 01:56:17,554 --> 01:56:18,930 -I have to pull it out. -No, I'm okay. 1689 01:56:19,014 --> 01:56:20,265 You have to phase again. Barry, phase again. 1690 01:56:20,348 --> 01:56:21,391 I'm okay. I just should've stopped sooner. 1691 01:56:21,391 --> 01:56:22,392 Ow! 1692 01:56:38,783 --> 01:56:39,993 Again. 1693 01:56:41,578 --> 01:56:42,412 Barry. 1694 01:56:51,213 --> 01:56:53,465 Okay, can we please just take a minute? 1695 01:56:53,548 --> 01:56:56,134 Sorry, dude. Yeah, bro, of course. 1696 01:56:56,134 --> 01:56:57,802 That's the whole thing. 1697 01:56:57,886 --> 01:56:59,804 We can take as much time as it takes. 1698 01:56:59,888 --> 01:57:01,932 No, that's not what I mean. Hey! 1699 01:57:23,411 --> 01:57:25,830 Okay, you good? Come on. 1700 01:57:25,914 --> 01:57:27,666 I need you in there. Let's go. 1701 01:57:27,749 --> 01:57:29,459 Barry, please, just listen to me! 1702 01:57:47,602 --> 01:57:48,979 Where were you? 1703 01:57:48,979 --> 01:57:50,522 What, you just stand here the whole time? 1704 01:57:50,605 --> 01:57:53,483 Barry, this is an inevitable intersection. 1705 01:57:53,483 --> 01:57:55,277 You have to stop. Barry! 1706 01:58:10,667 --> 01:58:11,835 No, Barry, wait! 1707 01:58:17,966 --> 01:58:20,260 Barry, listen. 1708 01:58:20,343 --> 01:58:21,594 There's something I should tell you. 1709 01:58:24,347 --> 01:58:26,766 I went back in time initially 1710 01:58:26,850 --> 01:58:29,352 -because... -Yeah, because Mom died. 1711 01:58:29,352 --> 01:58:31,062 How do you know? 1712 01:58:31,146 --> 01:58:33,690 It doesn't matter. Does it? 1713 01:58:33,690 --> 01:58:35,317 You know that I have to undo what I did. 1714 01:58:36,401 --> 01:58:37,277 No. 1715 01:58:37,360 --> 01:58:38,737 It's not a mistake. 1716 01:58:38,737 --> 01:58:39,779 We can save her. 1717 01:58:39,863 --> 01:58:41,072 And we can save them. 1718 01:58:41,156 --> 01:58:42,782 No, we can't. 1719 01:58:42,866 --> 01:58:45,577 This is what Bruce was talking about. 1720 01:58:45,577 --> 01:58:47,746 Barry, this is inevitable. 1721 01:58:47,829 --> 01:58:50,040 We can try a million times, and we're not gonna be able to fix this. 1722 01:58:51,166 --> 01:58:52,542 No matter what we do... 1723 01:58:53,209 --> 01:58:55,045 this world dies. 1724 01:58:56,046 --> 01:58:58,048 Today. 1725 01:58:58,048 --> 01:58:59,049 Look around. 1726 01:59:03,219 --> 01:59:05,221 Look at the damage we're causing. 1727 01:59:11,394 --> 01:59:12,645 Now we have to stop. 1728 01:59:12,729 --> 01:59:14,064 Okay? 1729 01:59:14,064 --> 01:59:15,899 Look, I was just doing my laundry. 1730 01:59:15,899 --> 01:59:19,069 You're the one who came and told me that I'm a superhero. 1731 01:59:19,069 --> 01:59:20,945 And now you're saying what? 1732 01:59:20,945 --> 01:59:22,822 You don't want me to be? 1733 01:59:22,906 --> 01:59:25,408 Well, guess what! It's too late! 1734 01:59:25,408 --> 01:59:28,078 I am... 1735 01:59:28,078 --> 01:59:29,579 ...the Flash. 1736 01:59:29,579 --> 01:59:31,456 And I can save everyone. 1737 01:59:31,539 --> 01:59:33,291 Nobody dies! 1738 01:59:33,291 --> 01:59:34,250 Barry... 1739 01:59:36,211 --> 01:59:37,921 not every problem has a solution. 1740 01:59:47,097 --> 01:59:48,973 Not every problem has a solution. 1741 01:59:53,103 --> 01:59:54,521 Sometimes we just have to let go. 1742 01:59:54,604 --> 01:59:56,856 Sometimes you just have to let go. 1743 01:59:56,940 --> 01:59:59,526 Let go of Mom? 1744 01:59:59,609 --> 02:00:02,862 She'll always be alive, somewhere in time. 1745 02:00:04,114 --> 02:00:05,073 Always. 1746 02:00:05,782 --> 02:00:06,908 Just not for us. 1747 02:00:08,118 --> 02:00:10,286 You're full of shit, dude. 1748 02:00:10,286 --> 02:00:11,663 I'm going back. 1749 02:00:11,746 --> 02:00:13,540 You're going back to kill Mom? 1750 02:00:13,623 --> 02:00:14,791 No! 1751 02:00:14,791 --> 02:00:16,543 You're staying! 1752 02:00:16,626 --> 02:00:18,586 You stay, right here. 1753 02:00:20,130 --> 02:00:21,631 Just give me one more time. 1754 02:00:21,631 --> 02:00:23,383 Barry, stop! 1755 02:00:23,466 --> 02:00:25,885 You, stop! 1756 02:00:57,333 --> 02:00:59,377 Feel like we got off on the wrong foot. 1757 02:00:59,377 --> 02:01:02,088 Let's start again. I'm the Flash. 1758 02:01:02,172 --> 02:01:03,214 What's your name? 1759 02:01:03,214 --> 02:01:05,758 I've lived... 1760 02:01:05,842 --> 02:01:07,719 more than you can dream. 1761 02:01:07,802 --> 02:01:10,388 -Not an answer. 1762 02:01:10,388 --> 02:01:12,223 Do you, like, rehearse that? 1763 02:01:17,645 --> 02:01:19,105 Whoa. 1764 02:01:19,189 --> 02:01:20,523 Get out of here, Barry! 1765 02:01:35,330 --> 02:01:36,956 That scar, you... 1766 02:01:38,166 --> 02:01:38,958 Oh, my God. 1767 02:01:40,001 --> 02:01:42,545 So, you're... You are... 1768 02:01:42,545 --> 02:01:44,172 Yes, I am... 1769 02:01:44,714 --> 02:01:45,715 you. 1770 02:01:48,718 --> 02:01:50,637 We are so close. 1771 02:01:50,720 --> 02:01:52,639 I've got it almost figured out. 1772 02:01:52,722 --> 02:01:55,642 How long have you been doing this? 1773 02:01:55,725 --> 02:01:58,269 Time is inconsequential. 1774 02:01:58,269 --> 02:01:59,229 Come on, Barry. 1775 02:02:08,863 --> 02:02:11,449 Up in the sky! It's a bird! 1776 02:02:11,533 --> 02:02:12,909 It's a plane! 1777 02:02:12,909 --> 02:02:14,410 It's Superman! 1778 02:02:56,619 --> 02:02:58,371 Purrfectly foolproof. 1779 02:03:00,290 --> 02:03:01,624 Only the Joker would think of that. 1780 02:03:40,038 --> 02:03:42,165 Please just look at what's happening. 1781 02:03:43,625 --> 02:03:44,584 These worlds... 1782 02:03:53,676 --> 02:03:55,803 ...they're colliding and collapsing. 1783 02:03:58,181 --> 02:03:59,349 We did this. 1784 02:04:01,351 --> 02:04:03,603 W-We're destroying the fabric of everything. 1785 02:04:06,022 --> 02:04:07,231 You have to stop. 1786 02:04:07,231 --> 02:04:10,026 It stops once I've fixed it! 1787 02:04:11,736 --> 02:04:14,781 It's not entirely your fault, Barry. 1788 02:04:14,864 --> 02:04:18,451 I pushed you out of the Chronobowl on that September 29 1789 02:04:18,534 --> 02:04:21,704 so you could start me on this path. Hmm? 1790 02:04:21,704 --> 02:04:24,374 How do you like our endless paradox? 1791 02:04:24,374 --> 02:04:26,542 I made you create me... 1792 02:04:27,585 --> 02:04:29,379 and now you're the one... 1793 02:04:30,254 --> 02:04:32,131 in my way. 1794 02:04:32,215 --> 02:04:35,134 No matter how close I get to winning this fight... 1795 02:04:35,218 --> 02:04:37,220 you go back 1796 02:04:37,220 --> 02:04:38,971 and let Mom die. 1797 02:04:39,055 --> 02:04:41,182 You're the inevitable intersection. 1798 02:04:42,225 --> 02:04:44,477 And you do have to let go. 1799 02:04:44,560 --> 02:04:46,479 What's he talking about? 1800 02:04:47,605 --> 02:04:48,981 You're my hero. 1801 02:05:02,245 --> 02:05:04,622 What did you do? 1802 02:05:04,622 --> 02:05:07,333 Hey, hey. Don't worry. It's gonna heal. 1803 02:05:07,417 --> 02:05:08,459 It's gonna heal. 1804 02:05:08,459 --> 02:05:10,086 I just wanted to... 1805 02:05:27,895 --> 02:05:29,397 You tell Mom I love her. 1806 02:06:41,010 --> 02:06:42,428 Don't forget the tomatoes. 1807 02:06:55,525 --> 02:06:57,985 I used to love that cereal when I was a kid. 1808 02:06:58,569 --> 02:07:00,071 Yeah. 1809 02:07:00,071 --> 02:07:01,697 My son goes nuts for it. 1810 02:07:06,202 --> 02:07:08,246 They stop making it. 1811 02:07:08,246 --> 02:07:10,915 Well, I know they were talking about discontinuing it. 1812 02:07:10,998 --> 02:07:13,543 -Do I know you? -No, I'm not from around here. 1813 02:07:13,543 --> 02:07:15,586 I was just visiting my mom. 1814 02:07:15,670 --> 02:07:16,963 Maybe I know her. 1815 02:07:17,046 --> 02:07:18,214 What's her name? 1816 02:07:19,173 --> 02:07:21,259 She's the best... 1817 02:07:21,342 --> 02:07:23,219 and kindest person in the world. 1818 02:07:23,928 --> 02:07:24,804 You okay? 1819 02:07:24,887 --> 02:07:26,806 Yeah, I'm just... 1820 02:07:26,889 --> 02:07:27,723 I'm really gonna miss her. 1821 02:07:49,370 --> 02:07:50,955 I know I'm just... 1822 02:07:50,955 --> 02:07:53,082 a random lady in a store. 1823 02:07:53,082 --> 02:07:54,208 But do you want a hug? 1824 02:07:55,209 --> 02:07:56,168 Mm-hmm. Sure. 1825 02:08:02,300 --> 02:08:04,844 - I'm sorry. -Oh, don't say that. 1826 02:08:06,762 --> 02:08:09,932 Your mom must be grateful you came to visit her. 1827 02:08:09,932 --> 02:08:11,767 She's very lucky to have you. 1828 02:08:19,567 --> 02:08:21,527 I'm very lucky to have her. 1829 02:08:21,611 --> 02:08:25,156 Ah! You have to tell her that. 1830 02:08:25,156 --> 02:08:26,908 Moms like to hear these kind of things. 1831 02:08:28,117 --> 02:08:29,076 Believe me. 1832 02:09:08,324 --> 02:09:09,492 Love you, Mom. 1833 02:09:17,375 --> 02:09:18,584 I love you more. 1834 02:09:20,711 --> 02:09:22,338 I loved you first. 1835 02:09:27,677 --> 02:09:28,761 Bye. 1836 02:09:28,844 --> 02:09:29,845 Bye. 1837 02:10:03,045 --> 02:10:04,213 I'm back. 1838 02:10:14,724 --> 02:10:15,725 Shit! 1839 02:10:16,434 --> 02:10:18,102 Court! 1840 02:10:27,194 --> 02:10:29,321 ...original trial was initially... 1841 02:10:32,575 --> 02:10:33,576 I'm so sorry. 1842 02:10:37,955 --> 02:10:40,499 As I was saying... 1843 02:10:40,583 --> 02:10:42,918 the same security camera footage, 1844 02:10:42,918 --> 02:10:44,920 Exhibit F in the original trial, 1845 02:10:44,920 --> 02:10:46,756 was initially considered useless, 1846 02:10:46,756 --> 02:10:48,507 but has now 1847 02:10:48,591 --> 02:10:50,301 been enhanced, 1848 02:10:50,384 --> 02:10:52,595 using the latest tech 1849 02:10:52,595 --> 02:10:53,929 from Wayne Enterprises. 1850 02:10:55,056 --> 02:10:55,890 It confirms 1851 02:10:56,474 --> 02:10:57,933 the alibi 1852 02:10:57,933 --> 02:11:00,102 Mr. Allen has argued, 1853 02:11:00,102 --> 02:11:01,520 and his son, Barry, 1854 02:11:02,730 --> 02:11:05,524 has corroborated, since day one. 1855 02:11:11,447 --> 02:11:12,448 Here. 1856 02:11:16,077 --> 02:11:19,789 Right here, you can clearly see my client, Mr. Allen, 1857 02:11:19,789 --> 02:11:22,875 reaching for a can of tomatoes 1858 02:11:22,958 --> 02:11:24,668 on the top shelf. 1859 02:11:42,686 --> 02:11:44,688 Mr. Allen, Mr. Allen, can you tell us a bit more about what happened, please? 1860 02:11:44,772 --> 02:11:46,857 Well, um... 1861 02:11:46,857 --> 02:11:49,527 the tomatoes moved from the bottom shelf to the top shelf, 1862 02:11:49,610 --> 02:11:51,070 and subsequently, 1863 02:11:51,153 --> 02:11:53,239 uncooked the spaghetti. 1864 02:11:54,365 --> 02:11:55,157 Unquote. 1865 02:11:57,785 --> 02:12:00,704 I'm sorry, that makes absolutely no sense. What are you talking about, sir? 1866 02:12:00,704 --> 02:12:03,541 -Thank you. Thank you so much. -The allegations, the trial... 1867 02:12:03,541 --> 02:12:05,543 We're good here. Thank you. 1868 02:12:05,626 --> 02:12:07,878 ...statement in the court. 1869 02:12:07,878 --> 02:12:10,005 -Did I give a good quote? -Yeah. 1870 02:12:10,005 --> 02:12:12,049 Spaghetti. 1871 02:12:12,133 --> 02:12:14,510 Hey, speaking of food, I was thinking, um... 1872 02:12:16,512 --> 02:12:17,763 you should ask me to dinner. 1873 02:12:18,889 --> 02:12:20,224 D-Dinner with me? 1874 02:12:20,224 --> 02:12:22,893 Yes, a date, Barry. 1875 02:12:22,977 --> 02:12:25,771 Iris West, do you wanna dinner-date me? 1876 02:12:25,855 --> 02:12:27,106 -I'd love to. -Thank you. 1877 02:12:27,982 --> 02:12:29,024 I'd love to also. 1878 02:12:29,984 --> 02:12:30,943 Call me. 1879 02:12:52,548 --> 02:12:54,592 -Bruce! - Congratulations. 1880 02:12:54,675 --> 02:12:57,469 Thank you. You have no idea how good it is to hear your voice. 1881 02:12:57,553 --> 02:13:01,056 I... I have so much to tell you the next time I see you, Bruce. You were right. 1882 02:13:01,056 --> 02:13:02,308 Okay? And I didn't listen. 1883 02:13:02,391 --> 02:13:04,268 And things did get very, very weird, 1884 02:13:04,351 --> 02:13:06,478 but I put everything back, I promise. 1885 02:13:06,562 --> 02:13:07,730 I'm pulling up now. 1886 02:13:09,023 --> 02:13:10,649 Oh, great. 1887 02:13:10,733 --> 02:13:12,318 - Get the shot. - Sir, sir! 1888 02:13:12,401 --> 02:13:14,737 - Back up, please. - Shot! 1889 02:13:14,737 --> 02:13:16,155 Sir, I'd like to ask you for a video for the Daily Planet. 1890 02:13:16,238 --> 02:13:19,992 - Wayne! Wayne! -Step aside. 1891 02:13:20,075 --> 02:13:21,660 Was it backed by your own allegation? 1892 02:13:24,747 --> 02:13:26,165 Who the fuck is this? 1893 02:13:26,248 --> 02:13:27,583 He's not answering any questions. 1894 02:13:28,959 --> 02:13:29,919 Hey, Barry. 1895 02:13:31,086 --> 02:13:32,504 No, wh-where's... 1896 02:13:33,380 --> 02:13:35,132 You're, you... No. 1897 02:13:35,132 --> 02:13:36,634 You can't... 1898 02:13:36,634 --> 02:13:38,761 You... You're not Batman. 1899 02:13:41,430 --> 02:13:42,389 What's wrong with you? 1900 02:13:44,391 --> 02:13:45,809 Huh. 1901 02:13:49,980 --> 02:13:51,023 Well... 1902 02:14:07,164 --> 02:14:11,669 ♪ Let it go ♪ 1903 02:14:11,669 --> 02:14:19,134 ♪ This too shall pass ♪ 1904 02:14:19,134 --> 02:14:23,639 ♪ Let it go ♪ 1905 02:14:23,639 --> 02:14:29,561 ♪ This too shall pass ♪ 1906 02:14:29,645 --> 02:14:32,064 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1907 02:14:35,609 --> 02:14:37,569 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1908 02:14:41,657 --> 02:14:43,659 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1909 02:14:47,663 --> 02:14:50,582 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1910 02:14:50,666 --> 02:14:52,126 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1911 02:14:53,544 --> 02:14:55,671 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1912 02:14:55,671 --> 02:14:57,923 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1913 02:14:58,007 --> 02:14:59,717 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1914 02:14:59,717 --> 02:15:01,885 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1915 02:15:01,969 --> 02:15:04,179 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1916 02:15:04,179 --> 02:15:06,223 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1917 02:15:06,307 --> 02:15:08,183 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1918 02:15:08,183 --> 02:15:10,060 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1919 02:15:10,144 --> 02:15:11,895 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1920 02:15:11,895 --> 02:15:13,939 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1921 02:15:14,023 --> 02:15:16,108 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1922 02:15:16,191 --> 02:15:17,943 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1923 02:15:18,027 --> 02:15:19,903 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1924 02:15:19,903 --> 02:15:22,197 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1925 02:15:22,197 --> 02:15:24,116 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1926 02:15:24,199 --> 02:15:26,577 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1927 02:15:26,577 --> 02:15:28,454 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1928 02:15:28,537 --> 02:15:30,414 ♪ You can't keep lettin' it Get you down ♪ 1929 02:15:30,414 --> 02:15:32,041 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1930 02:22:35,797 --> 02:22:37,549 I've told you it's my metabolism, right? 1931 02:22:37,632 --> 02:22:39,468 I can't get drunk. 1932 02:22:39,468 --> 02:22:41,386 I can't get drink either. 1933 02:22:41,470 --> 02:22:43,722 Listen. Listen, I'm, 'cause I'm trying to... No, no, no. 1934 02:22:43,805 --> 02:22:46,349 'Cause what I'm trying to explain as simply as I possibly can, I promise... 1935 02:22:46,349 --> 02:22:48,977 They were all Batman. They were all Bruce Wayne. 1936 02:22:48,977 --> 02:22:50,854 But each of them was a completely different person. 1937 02:22:50,854 --> 02:22:54,316 -So, on the other line-time... -Timeline. 1938 02:22:54,316 --> 02:22:55,358 ...I'm the same guy? 1939 02:22:55,358 --> 02:22:56,985 Yeah. Actually, pretty much. 1940 02:22:56,985 --> 02:22:58,737 You're lovable, furry... 1941 02:22:58,820 --> 02:23:01,156 loyal, motivated by bacon. 1942 02:23:01,156 --> 02:23:03,074 All right, listen. 1943 02:23:03,158 --> 02:23:05,869 Thank you for making it more simpler for me, Mr. Simple More. 1944 02:23:05,869 --> 02:23:07,704 -Yeah, I'm doing my best.- 1945 02:23:07,788 --> 02:23:09,831 Look, you're missing the larger premise here. 1946 02:23:09,831 --> 02:23:12,751 In my timeline, when I... 1947 02:23:14,169 --> 02:23:16,087 All right, come on. 1948 02:23:16,171 --> 02:23:17,714 -Up, up, Broseidon. 1949 02:23:17,714 --> 02:23:19,382 All right, come on. 1950 02:23:19,382 --> 02:23:21,176 I thought you were gonna sleep on the couch. 1951 02:23:22,177 --> 02:23:23,386 Arthur, I live right here. 1952 02:23:23,470 --> 02:23:24,471 Harry? 1953 02:23:25,680 --> 02:23:27,516 I live right here. It's okay. 1954 02:23:32,187 --> 02:23:33,271 Okay. 1955 02:23:33,355 --> 02:23:34,940 Oh, hey. 1956 02:23:35,023 --> 02:23:36,691 More beer. 1957 02:23:37,567 --> 02:23:40,195 Go fast. Oh, here! Here. 1958 02:23:40,195 --> 02:23:43,782 Here. Pay with this. 1959 02:23:43,865 --> 02:23:45,450 Arthur, this is Atlantean treasure. 1960 02:23:45,534 --> 02:23:47,869 You... You tell them that. 1961 02:23:47,869 --> 02:23:50,789 ♪ Got no money For the sailor suit I... ♪ 1962 02:23:50,872 --> 02:23:52,249 -Yep. -♪ I'm a sailor... ♪ 1963 02:23:52,249 --> 02:23:53,166 You're a sailor. 1964 02:23:54,042 --> 02:23:55,043 He's fine.